So I met a pornstar...

[Cleasai]

and she was actually kinda cute. Apprantly no one is s'posed to know. But of course we all do. heh. I know y'all are thinking that I'm gonna run out and buy one of her videos.

 

[ABEL]

i've met a porn star

 

[beli]

How do you know shes a porn star? Did you recognise her?

 

[Cleasai]

I thought I asked you to destroy that tape

 

[beli]

Thats what I figured

 

[Cleasai]

Beli, my brother and cousin apprantly know her. Although I won't be running out and buying her tape anytime soon I did look her up to see if it was true. It was

 

[beli]

Yeah, yeah, its ALWAYS the friend, the brother, the cousin, isnt it.

 

[ABEL]

I thought I asked you to destroy that tape

i met tracy lord at a sci fi convention :

 

[Cleasai]

whoops

 

[Chizip]

im a porn star, my name is Buck Naked

 

[beli]

Did you ever do that porn star name game?.

First name = first pet animal
Second name = street you lived on as a child

Mine = Plonky Bulolo

 

[Angela Harlem]

mine is muffy loftus.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hi there, Muffy!

Mine is Princess Harding.

 

[Rono]

i met tracy lord at a sci fi convention :

Do you have her phone number ?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Did you ever do that porn star name game?.

First name = first pet animal
Second name = street you lived on as a child

Mine = Plonky Bulolo

Flipper Mitchell

 

[BAW]

Did you ever do that porn star name game?.

First name = first pet animal
Second name = street you lived on as a child

Mine = Plonky Bulolo

Midnight Stanley

 

[Night & Day]

and she was actually kinda cute. Apprantly no one is s'posed to know. But of course we all do. heh. I know y'all are thinking that I'm gonna run out and buy one of her videos.

So thats why you wernt at the Joshua Tree show....? hmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[nbcrusader]

Boomer Coldstream

 

[anitram]

Tina Assiniboine

Tina was my bunny. Great fluffball too.

 

[neutral]

Spot Stonehenge

 

[martha]

Satchmo Wirt



That's not gonna make anyone break a leg running to the video store.

 

[ABEL]

Do you have her phone number ?

 

[Rono]

Do i have that number already ?

 

[Bonochick]

If I become a porn star, I will dye my hair brown and call myself Denise Gratiot. That's just a better brunette porn star name.

If I just go the stripper route, I'll remain blond, and my stage name will be Golden Delicious.

 

[Doozer61]

i like apples

 

[Cleasai]

BC I thought you were a porn director

 

[fah]

I'd be Sparky 19

 

[Cleasai]

Eh by that formula, I'd be Sasha Dewsbury. I don't like it

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

Dolly Felicissimo De Azevedo

 

[Doozer61]

she sounds hot!