PLEBA: Saving Heterosexuality, One Woman at a Time

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
mona-

you definitely left out some of the raunchiest chef lines that we posted....

were you ASHAMED, young lady????

remember this one?

Hey put down that cucumber!!!!!!!

and this jewel?

Hey baby wanna help my crack my nu--


and last not least....

Dinner is on us! And so are you!

LMAO!!! I didn't know if they'd be relevant, but I remember them!!!!

We were on a roll that day! We listed the raunchiest of kitchen utensils!

*baste*

And check it:
This is from Bluey
Bono: *walks up to woman, "accidentally" trips over her, and flashes her the baby blues* Well, I never had such a lucky fall in all my life, what's your name darling? *crinkly eyed grin* You lucked out in the gene pool now haven't you!? Sorry, sorry it's a terrible habit I have of talking to beautiful women... * I cannot actually type all of Bono's pickup line because it is 3 hours long*...

Edge: Hi *blush, look down*...are you familliar with the law of universal gravitation? No? This might sound a little boring, but it has been scientifically proven that every object in the universe is affected and attracted by every other object in the universe no matter how far apart they are...Which partially explains how I ended up over here talking to you. *Blush blush blush*

Adam: *Walks up, flashes the woman the AB cover* Hi, I have a castle!
The Fly: *Struts up to woman, stands with his back to her then turns around and looks over the top of his sunglasses* Hey baby, my ass isn't going to grab itself!

Macphisto: *Walks up, hands the woman a martini* I'm so sorry darling, if the horns have frightened you at all...but you know what they say about a man in horns...No? Well would you like to know what they say about a man in horns?

Larry: *Walks up flashing man-cleavage all over* Hi.

*That's all it took, the woman left with him*[/b]

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-13-2002).]

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Originally posted by Autumn454:
Straight up for me thank you very much.

I'll take served on a stick, please, with extra sauce.

*ducks and runs*

Moonie

 

[elizabeth]

i'm all for the castle....

but i'm sure you were aware of that.

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

LARRY: They call me Milk, because I do your body good.

Oh yeah.... heh.

Milk. Rawr.

Moonie

 

[WildHonee]

ALSO BY BLUEY, I BELIEVE:

*A beautiful woman stands at a bar*

Bono: Hey there baby! Want to kiss the man who kissed Liam Gallager?

Edge: My roadie ties my shoes for me, but I'm really flexible, I mean I can tie my own shoes, but usually I'm too busy playing with my instrument to do so...HEY! I mean playing my instrument!!! Come back!

Adam: Hey there, I dated Naomi Campbell, and you're almost as pretty!

Larry: Hey there, you're almost as pretty as I am, let's get out of here.

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by moon_is_playing_tricks:

Oh yeah.... heh.

Milk. Rawr.

Moonie

LMAO! Yes! I couldn't find that pic anywhere! Thank you!!!

There were like 20 pick up lines about milk, and ALL of them quite raunchy!


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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[elizabeth]

NICE WORK!!!

a comic genius....

Originally posted by WildHonee:
ALSO BY BLUEY, I BELIEVE:

*A beautiful woman stands at a bar*

Bono: Hey there baby! Want to kiss the man who kissed Liam Gallager?

Edge: My roadie ties my shoes for me, but I'm really flexible, I mean I can tie my own shoes, but usually I'm too busy playing with my instrument to do so...HEY! I mean playing my instrument!!! Come back!

Adam: Hey there, I dated Naomi Campbell, and you're almost as pretty!

Larry: Hey there, you're almost as pretty as I am, let's get out of here.

 

[WildHonee]

http://www.linesthataregood.com/

Listen, don't let ME have all the fun. Go and maketh thine own!!!! Use that site or make up yer own lines and they BEST HAVE PICS WITH 'EM

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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

Give your life for rock n' roll

 

[elizabeth]

i was giving this some thought and i don't know where else to post this. If I put in RSOC they will "moida" me....

so here goes:

My Mathematical Theorem Proving Adam is Addicted to Me

If I am addicted to coffee
If Adam is addicted to coffee.
Then Adam is addicted to me.

Me + coffee = addiction = coffee + Adam

cancel coffee out of both sides of the equation

and we are left with

Me = addiction = Adam

rearrange slightly so I don't look like a psycho

and we have

Adam = addiction = Me

Proved.

 

[WildHonee]

BONO: SWEET I blame you not for mine the fault was, had I not been made of common clay
I had climbed the higher heights unclimbed yet, seen the fuller air, the larger day.

From the wildness of my wasted passion I had struck a better, clearer song,
Lit some lighter light of freer freedom, battled with some Hydra-headed wrong.

Had my lips been smitten into music by the kisses that but made them bleed,
You had walked with Bice and the angels on that verdant and enamelled mead.

I had trod the road which Dante treading saw the suns of seven circles shine,
Ay! perchance had seen the heavens opening, as they opened to the Florentine.

And the mighty nations would have crowned me, who am crownless now and without name,
And some orient dawn had found me kneeling on the threshold of the House of Fame.

I had sat within that marble circle where the oldest bard is as the young,
And the pipe is ever dropping honey, and the lyre?s strings are ever strung.

Keats had lifted up his hymen?al curls from out the poppy-seeded wine,
With ambrosial mouth had kissed my forehead, clasped the hand of noble love in mine.

And at springtide, when the apple-blossoms brush the burnished bosom of the dove,
Two young lovers lying in an orchard would have read the story of our love.

Would have read the legend of my passion, known the bitter secret of my heart,
Kissed as we have kissed, but never parted as we two are fated now to part.

For the crimson flower of our life is eaten by the canker-worm of truth,
And no hand can gather up the fallen withered petals of the rose of youth.

Yet I am not sorry that I loved you?ah! what else had I a boy to do,?
For the hungry teeth of time devour, and the silent-footed years pursue.

Rudderless, we drift athwart a tempest, and when once the storm of youth is past,
Without lyre, without lute or chorus, Death a silent pilot comes at last.

And within the grave there is no pleasure, for the blind-worm battens on the root,
And Desire shudders into ashes, and the tree of Passion bears no fruit.

Ah! what else had I to do but love you, God?s own mother was less dear to me,
And less dear the Cyther?an rising like an argent lily from the sea.

I have made my choice, have lived my poems, and, though youth is gone in wasted days,
I have found the lover?s crown of myrtle better than the poet?s crown of bays.

O yeah yeah yeah! All leather and meat aside (LARRY: *whew*), THAT would do it for me.


[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-13-2002).]

 

[FallDownJulie]

*drooooooooooooooooool*

pretty pics!

*CHOMP*

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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[WildHonee]

Just noticed the new sig, Hoo-lee-ah.

niiice

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[carolinagal]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

BONO: SWEET I blame you not for mine the fault was, had I not been made of common clay
<snippage of the wordage to save space>

Oh, oh, oh...

:::falls out of chair onto floor and drools happily:::

Lovely pic of Bono making puppy-dog eyes + fabulous poetry = CG, verklempt

PS: I'm having way too much fun running from my computer to the living room to watch U2 videos!

CG: :::reading PLEBA board::: Bwaahahahahaha! <snort!> Oooh, lookit the pictures.. ::rools on keyboard::: (reads some more) Bwahahahaha! <snort!>:
(ears perk up at sound of U2 video playing in living room)

:::gallops wildly into living room to stare at TV:::

::::falls over several times, alarming cats:::

::::gallops wildly back to computer to read more PLEBA::: Bwaahahahahaha! <snort!>

and so on...

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

Originally posted by carolinagal:
PS: I'm having way too much fun running from my computer to the living room to watch U2 videos!

CG: :::reading PLEBA board::: Bwaahahahahaha! <snort!> Oooh, lookit the pictures.. ::rools on keyboard::: (reads some more) Bwahahahaha! <snort!>:
(ears perk up at sound of U2 video playing in living room)

:::gallops wildly into living room to stare at TV:::

::::falls over several times, alarming cats:::

::::gallops wildly back to computer to read more PLEBA::: Bwaahahahahaha! <snort!>

and so on...

LMAO! If only we could include those sound bites... you know the ones I'm talking about... where the cartoon character (like Scooby and Shaggy or whatever) are trying to run and their legs are moving, then suddenly they take off like bats out of hell... you know, *that* soundbite.

Moonie

 

[carolinagal]

Originally posted by moon_is_playing_tricks:
LMAO! If only we could include those sound bites... you know the ones I'm talking about... where the cartoon character (like Scooby and Shaggy or whatever) are trying to run and their legs are moving, then suddenly they take off like bats out of hell... you know, *that* soundbite.

Moonie

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH! I know *exactly* what you mean! Yes! That soundbite would be perfect!

Still giggling (and breaking into the occasional Scooby-Do-ish gallop),
cg

 

[Giant Lemon]

LMAO! Those are some hilarious pick up lines, Mona!

 

[Discoteque]

Mmmmmm....meat on a stick....but I think I'll take my Wedge warm but with a hint of pink in the middle...and if he giggles when I tickle his furry belly, so much the better!

Look, he's almost "raw"!

*lick*

 

[Veranda]

Consider me saved!

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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Thanks for the laughs Mona!

I'll take a nice fat slice of this please:

LARRY: Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.


[/B]

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I've been walking Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I'm crazy

 

[madonna's child]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

BONO: I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

yes, please!

lmao, mona! you ARE ms. PLEBA.

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)|( Vande )|(

"Rock 'n' roll is a term that's been heavily abused. It's not
something you can buy in a record shop. It's an attitude." -Adam

"And I wear grey underwear." -Bono

Everyday can be a beautiful day. Don't let it get away.

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

It?s cold outside, but brightly lit...

 

[FallDownJulie]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
Mmmmmm....meat on a stick....but I think I'll take my Wedge warm but with a hint of pink in the middle...and if he giggles when I tickle his furry belly, so much the better!

Look, he's almost "raw"!

*lick*

Oh, My, Oh, My, Oh, MY!!!!

Disco! i was reading you're post and staring and drooling over the Edge piccie and was about to repost the pic and *Lick* it, when i scrolled down to see you already had!!! OMD! we must have a telepathetic connection! lol!

by the way...

*LICK*

hee hee! Edgie~Pie's so tasty!


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~Julie*
ScottPhisto's Shampoo Girl


"Let me introduce you to the scientist in the family. The man who gets sexual pleasure out of the collection of data. The Edge!" ~Bono (Boston)

"EEEEEDGE, BEDAZZLE MEEEEEE!"

 

[numbededge]

Forget Edge! I'm blushing! Me: *bluuuuuuusssssssshhhhhhhhhh*
OK, I'll take mine on a stick.
Nice to see the dirty minds of PLEBA in top form

Edge: I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. *blush* No seriously, guys. Would someone please get me my clothes? Quit laughing, Adam!

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I had the loudest mouth. When we formed the group, I was the lead guitar player, singer and songwriter. Nobody talked back at first. But then they talked me out of being lead guitar player and into being the rythm guitar player and into just being the singer. And then they tried to talk me out of being the singer and into being the manager. But I held on to that. Arrogance may have been the reason. - Bono

As a vehicle it has its limitations: it probably wouldn't get you to work and back. But it could make someone a fantastic cocktail bar. - Edge on the lemon

[This message has been edited by numbededge (edited 01-13-2002).]

 

[lady lemonade]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

BONO: SWEET I blame you not for mine the fault was, had I not been made of common clay
I had climbed the higher heights unclimbed yet, seen the fuller air, the larger day.

From the wildness of my wasted passion I had struck a better, clearer song,
Lit some lighter light of freer freedom, battled with some Hydra-headed wrong.

Had my lips been smitten into music by the kisses that but made them bleed,
You had walked with Bice and the angels on that verdant and enamelled mead.

I had trod the road which Dante treading saw the suns of seven circles shine,
Ay! perchance had seen the heavens opening, as they opened to the Florentine.

And the mighty nations would have crowned me, who am crownless now and without name,
And some orient dawn had found me kneeling on the threshold of the House of Fame.

I had sat within that marble circle where the oldest bard is as the young,
And the pipe is ever dropping honey, and the lyre?s strings are ever strung.

Keats had lifted up his hymen?al curls from out the poppy-seeded wine,
With ambrosial mouth had kissed my forehead, clasped the hand of noble love in mine.

And at springtide, when the apple-blossoms brush the burnished bosom of the dove,
Two young lovers lying in an orchard would have read the story of our love.

Would have read the legend of my passion, known the bitter secret of my heart,
Kissed as we have kissed, but never parted as we two are fated now to part.

For the crimson flower of our life is eaten by the canker-worm of truth,
And no hand can gather up the fallen withered petals of the rose of youth.

Yet I am not sorry that I loved you?ah! what else had I a boy to do,?
For the hungry teeth of time devour, and the silent-footed years pursue.

Rudderless, we drift athwart a tempest, and when once the storm of youth is past,
Without lyre, without lute or chorus, Death a silent pilot comes at last.

And within the grave there is no pleasure, for the blind-worm battens on the root,
And Desire shudders into ashes, and the tree of Passion bears no fruit.

Ah! what else had I to do but love you, God?s own mother was less dear to me,
And less dear the Cyther?an rising like an argent lily from the sea.

I have made my choice, have lived my poems, and, though youth is gone in wasted days,
I have found the lover?s crown of myrtle better than the poet?s crown of bays.

O yeah yeah yeah! All leather and meat aside (LARRY: *whew*), THAT would do it for me.


[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-13-2002).]

*Thud*

Hey Mona I have a stupid question but who wrote this? Kinda sounds like a Yeats poem I read a long time ago... Also made me think of Wild Irish Rose. Anyway,
Poem + YummyBonoPicture = *drool*


[This message has been edited by lady lemonade (edited 01-13-2002).]

 

[elizabeth]

can i post this here? i have an opinion....maybe i should not. ok- bye!

 

[hippy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

And my poor roommate is having to listen to me read out all these great pick-up lines....I'm lucky she's so cool!

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And your earth moves beneath
Your own dream landscape

You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by carolinagal:

Originally posted by WildHonee:

BONO: SWEET I blame you not for mine the fault was, had I not been made of common clay
<snippage of the wordage to save space>

Oh, oh, oh...

:::falls out of chair onto floor and drools happily:::

Lovely pic of Bono making puppy-dog eyes + fabulous poetry = CG, verklempt

PS: I'm having way too much fun running from my computer to the living room to watch U2 videos!

CG: :::reading PLEBA board::: Bwaahahahahaha! <snort!> Oooh, lookit the pictures.. ::rools on keyboard::: (reads some more) Bwahahahaha! <snort!>:
(ears perk up at sound of U2 video playing in living room)

:::gallops wildly into living room to stare at TV:::

::::falls over several times, alarming cats:::

::::gallops wildly back to computer to read more PLEBA::: Bwaahahahahaha! <snort!>

and so on...

ROFL WELCOME to PLEBA, BTW

I hope the series of events that you just posted did not alarm you, bc in PLEBA you better get used to it.

*catches Bono out of corner of eye*

*falls off the Milky Way*

LARRY: Is this another milk joke? 'Cause...

EDGE: *bluuuush asarus rex*

BONO: I don't get it. But are my PANTS tight enough is what I'm asking here.


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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
Look, he's almost "raw"!

*lick*

*snort* Poor Pale Irish Boy. HEY don't LICK that. YOU don't know where it's been!

****Don't worry don't worry -- I have this thread under control Leave it up to the Porn Patrol****

Disco, you might get salmonella from that! You better warm him up a bit first.

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[CatDubh]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

LARRY: They call me Milk, because I do your body good.

Oh wow!! I've never seen Larry's teeth before!!!!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by lady lemonade:
*Thud*

Hey Mona I have a stupid question but who wrote this? Kinda sounds like a Yeats poem I read a long time ago... Also made me think of Wild Irish Rose. Anyway,
Poem + YummyBonoPicture = *drool*


[This message has been edited by lady lemonade (edited 01-13-2002).]

Echo gave me a whole mess of poems, and that was the one I liked best. I think it was by Wilde bc the other ones were by him, but I'm not sure. ISN'T IT PRETTY, THOUGH??!!

and kind of sad!

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by CatDubh:
Oh wow!! I've never seen Larry's teeth before!!!!

Lol! They're better than Bono's eyebrows

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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL

PLEBA: Saving heterosexuality, one woman at a time.

"What's good enough for Bono is good enough for me" ~Smooth Criminal

You give your life for rock n' roll