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PGP: Edge's Gentleman's Sausage
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ClaytonsKitten
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JJAsi said:
JJAsi said:
These are my favorites. Love the Larry facts. Funnier than all the Chuck Norris ones 
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ryancoke71
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I'll begin with what is wrong with that pic..Bono's boots.
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There are so many bad things in this picture...I don't even know where to begin.
Sexy boots.
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I like his boots 
ryancoke71
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wut?
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ryancoke71
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The only way I would like those boots is if they were at the end of my bed, and Bono was in it.
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EdgeFest
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Oh, EDGE. ME-OW.
HE is not wrong with this pic!~
Love the LMJ facts... excellence!
I once did a bunch of Edge ones myself:
- Crop circles are The Edge's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep The Edge out. It failed miserably.
- The Edge can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- If you spell The Edge in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- The Edge CAN believe it's not butter.
- The Edge can divide by zero.
- A picture is worth a thousand words. A The Edge is worth 1 billion words.
- The Edge always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
- The Edge invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- The Edge has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green -4 card from the game UNO.
- Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except The Edge.
- The Edge ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- The Edge and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
- If you Google search "The Edge getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
- It takes The Edge 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Apple pays The Edge 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep The Edge out. It failed miserably.
- The Edge can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- If you spell The Edge in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- The Edge CAN believe it's not butter.
- The Edge can divide by zero.
- A picture is worth a thousand words. A The Edge is worth 1 billion words.
- The Edge always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
- The Edge invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- The Edge has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green -4 card from the game UNO.
- Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except The Edge.
- The Edge ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- The Edge and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
- If you Google search "The Edge getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
- It takes The Edge 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Apple pays The Edge 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Those sound an awful lot like Chuck Norris facts. 
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Those sound an awful lot like Chuck Norris facts.
The original source of Chuck Norris facts? The Edge facts. Believe it.
KristenCaNaDiAn
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Hey Val
The only way I would like those boots is if they were at the end of my bed, and Bono was in it.
Good one
ClaytonsKitten
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The only way I would like those boots is if they were at the end of my bed, and Bono was in it.
Well played!
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Galeongirl said:*evokes fan card*
Aw, I don't get fan points for being forgiving of their bad fashion choices?!
ryancoke71 said:The only way I would like those boots is if they were at the end of my bed, and Bono was in it.
That would be much better, yes. Same goes for his ugly (but flattering
) white pants.
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Just sayin'...
NO NO NO NO NO.
Fail on that hat, CN. If you're trying to do the JT Edge look, you've got to have the open crown.
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Aw, I don't get fan points for being forgiving of their bad fashion choices?!
I'll give you fan points. But keep in mind I liked to wear vests, paisley shirts, suspenders, and rolled up jeans in the late 80s...
(For real. I wish I had pics. You guys would die laughing...)
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The only way I would like those boots is if they were at the end of my bed, and Bono was in it.
Revoke?
And he can keep the boots on if he likes.....
Galeongirl
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Ack that was the word I was looking for. I derped there, bigtime. Sometimes I know what I want to say but I just can't remember the words to use. 
Galeongirl
Galeonbroad
Hey at least he tried to look like Edge.
NO NO NO NO NO.
Fail on that hat, CN. If you're trying to do the JT Edge look, you've got to have the open crown.
That gives him points y'know. But not even Chuck Norris is awesome enough. I'll give you fan points. But keep in mind I liked to wear vests, paisley shirts, suspenders, and rolled up jeans in the late 80s...
(For real. I wish I had pics. You guys would die laughing...)
I wish there were pics too. That sounds lovely awful. Oh 80s fashion. SO bad. Yet so awesome.
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EdgeFest said:I'll give you fan points. But keep in mind I liked to wear vests, paisley shirts, suspenders, and rolled up jeans in the late 80s...
(For real. I wish I had pics. You guys would die laughing...)
You want to hear something awful? I wore some of that stuff in high school. For realz. AND...I did not go to high school in the 80s. I went to high school less than ten years ago.
My hope is that no one remembers all that fashion failing.
GraceRyan
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I did too. I lived in second hand shops. I remember having an identical pair of of bleach stained jeans to Bono's in TUF documentary. Mine were made by accident though. This is what happens when you try homemade acid washing.
Thora
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I'll give you fan points. But keep in mind I liked to wear vests, paisley shirts, suspenders, and rolled up jeans in the late 80s...
(For real. I wish I had pics. You guys would die laughing...)
Ah, yes. Gotta love clothes in the 80's and 90's. I have some HORRIBLE pictures of the "fashions" that I wore back then.
It's very shameful. When I was 16-17 I was in my hippie phase, so I wore tons of my parents old clothes from that era.
Galeongirl
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Acid is not made for washing. It was made for tripping. Or, y'know, chemistry.
Which is the best way.
