Off With the Horns, On With the......*loveth*

[WildHonee]

Hello? *sniff* This is Mr. MACPhisto....calling on the telly-phone.

Hello?

Oh perhaps I should use my iMac. I'm not certain how it works....but I see the telly-phone has begun to take its place among the other satellites....

Alright this typing isn't too difficult...*sniff*...and I like all the lights on my iMac.

Now then,

Astonishing! People of PLEBA....all this controversy and it doesn't involve me....

MONA: *sigh*

MAC: Or MONA, for a change. O dear....what has this world come to....I thought you liked your pop stars to be controversial, so I--

EMINEM: Heheh

MAC: Gah!! I mean.....O....dear...

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[WildHonee]

BONO: Wouldn't it be cute to see me make pizza?

MORRISSEY: ......

MAC: Em...anyway......the point is that I brought ye all presents.

EDGE: ......That is the saddest excuse for technology that I have ever--

MAC: !!! Now see here, Mr...eh.....em, Mr....

EDGE: The Edge

MAC: Yes, Mr. The Edge. Now see here. All I'm trying to do is help the people of PLEBA to forget their differences and--

BONO: Wouldn't it be cute to see Edge dressed up as a mailman?

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[oliveu2cm]

Hello.. my name is Mister Macphisto

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~I want to drink from the hand of your daughter~
Bono Oakland Elevation

*U2TakeMeHigher*

 

[Gina Marie]

-my reply disappeared..it's that Eminem, I tell ya..

You've done it again Mona!

Btw, I'm warning Pete Yorn this very minute

Hmmm-Edge as a mailman-NICE!!! Special delivery

 

[hippy]

LMAO @ iMACPHISTO!!! I want one!!!!

PLEBA PLEBA love you PLEBA!

Olive! Thank you for the phone calls!

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Lord Caversham: Why don't you try to do something useful in life?
Lord Goring: I am far too young.
Lord Caversham: I hate this affectation of youth, sir. It is a great deal too prevalent nowadays.
Lord Goring: Youth isn't affectation. Youth is an art.

 

[WildHonee]

ANGELINA: WTF is going on in this thread?

MAC: O, nothing......just being silly. Overdue, don't you think?

PETE YORN: And why are all the celebrities that live in Mona's head here?

JIM MORRISON: ...why, really, is ANYone here....?

BONO: ...........

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[Bonochick]

[No message]

 

[WildHonee]

MAC: This isn't going where I hoped. *mope*

MORRISSEY: I just wrote a haiku about hope!

LARRY: *snarl*

BONO: HEY. Mona, what's HE doing here?

MONA: Why, you don't like Larry?

BONO: Well he's just so.....so.....

so.......

PETE YORN: Conventionally good-looking?

BONO: Quiet, pretty boy.

THE EDGE: O come on, Bono. You're a handsome fella.

ROBOT: ABORT! ABORT!

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[WildHonee]

THE EDGE: !!!!!! WE HAVE A ROBOT?! *grrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn*

MAC: O dear....

THE EDGE: I-- I'm good with my hands.

PETE YORN: *sigh* Not this again.

BONO: No.....Edge......tell us more......

MORRISSEY:

ROBOT: ABORT! ABORT!

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[WildHonee]

MAC: Perhaps we should *sniff*--........*SNIFF*.......*SNIFF*

MONA: Those are awfully smug sniffs you got goin' on there, Mr MacPhisto.

MAC: No, I ......I smell......are those.......COOKIES?

COOKIES: yeeeahh buddy you know dat's right

BONO: Ghetto cookies?

MONA: heehee

DR DREW: *quits*

COOKIES: H to the Bono, V to the Larr-ay....

MONA: *still doesn't get it*

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 05-06-2002).]

 

[Sicy]

OMFuckingLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me imacphisto right NOW !!
MorrisseyMacPhisto! What is greater than that??



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Sexy poshin' sugar snarlin' rock and roll ...

My Lair

 

[hippy]

Mona Mona love you Mona!

I like my Marylanders exciting and we have a really exciting one RIGHT here

Thanks for the laughter girlie

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Lord Caversham: Why don't you try to do something useful in life?
Lord Goring: I am far too young.
Lord Caversham: I hate this affectation of youth, sir. It is a great deal too prevalent nowadays.
Lord Goring: Youth isn't affectation. Youth is an art.

 

[SamanthaPuff]

Oh yeah MACPHISTO!!!! I started a thread a few days ago and NOBOBY but NOBODY posted me any pics. Too busy thinking up hateful things to do to each other guess that was more fun.

Thank you MONA!

*Loveth* MacPhisto! *Loveth* Pete Yorn! Morrisey, eh, I'd rather have Morris the Cat LMAO but hey thanks for the day brightener!

((((MONA))))) I've missed you!

MORE MACPHISTO!!!!!!!

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~"Mirrors on the ceiling, we drink champagne on ice, and she said "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device"~

From Hotel California, but referring to those of us trapped in Mr. MacPhisto's dungeon

 

[SamanthaPuff]

Mirrorball Man's glowing radiance, he is Heavenly!

PLEBA SA-LOOOT!

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~"Mirrors on the ceiling, we drink champagne on ice, and she said "we are all just prisoners here, of our own device"~

From Hotel California, but referring to those of us trapped in Mr. MacPhisto's dungeon

 

[hippy]

At ease B-man!

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Lord Caversham: Why don't you try to do something useful in life?
Lord Goring: I am far too young.
Lord Caversham: I hate this affectation of youth, sir. It is a great deal too prevalent nowadays.
Lord Goring: Youth isn't affectation. Youth is an art.

 

[Stories for Boys]

bwahahahahaha!

you crack me up!

not in the bad way...cocaine is dangerous to your health!

*sniffs*

what!!! i have allergies...

done now...freak...i know...

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Official Town Crier of Willyville

Official Member of SC

 

[Giant Lemon]

That was great, Mona!

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

a-LI!

CLAYTON!!!

Want to touch the fanny...

Yeth well uh...

NO AND THEN!!!

Fishy <><

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The Macphisto Society
Being Bad Never Looked So Good

With my teeth at your back
And my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

At 4am...ANYTHING seems like a good idea...

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The Macphisto Society
Being Bad Never Looked So Good

With my teeth at your back
And my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! LMFAO!!! HEEEEHEHEHEH!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*ahem*

What I meant to say was...BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
a-LI!

Ok, so THAT'S the cutest thing ever.

 

[WildHonee]

*HARMONICA SOLO*

Her name was MONA, she was so LOCA, with Bono in her head and hormones down to there....She would fall down and do the cha cha.....

TONY: I tend....the....bar?

KOOLAID MAN: OOOHH YEEEAAHH (Mona's a minor)

BONO:
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the Copa....they fell in love.

MORRISSEY: *constructs noose out of geetar strings*

JESSE: Dude, nice bubble suit.

CHESTER: SWEET!

BONO: ......It's NOT a bubble suit. It's an intergalactic jump suit.

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

nosenoseloveyounose

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The Macphisto Society
Being Bad Never Looked So Good

With my teeth at your back
And my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
nosenoseloveyounose

LMAO OK check it:
at 4 am on the way back from the WalMart in PA, I started rambling about all the things I would like to do with Bono' nose.

want.....to lick....the nose....

I made a shirt with Bono's profile, but when I go to stroke his nose, I end up fondling myself too by accident...heh

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos

Burn down the disco* Hang the blessed D.J.*
Because the music that they constantly play*
IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE ~Smiths

I am just for you, as you are not for me ~Pete Yorn

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

Her name was MONA...she was a Bonogirl...

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The Macphisto Society
Being Bad Never Looked So Good

With my teeth at your back
And my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies

[This message has been edited by FishNeedsABicycle (edited 05-06-2002).]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok Mona you and Fishy are insane. thank you!

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

Arse-wiggle...

 

[WildHonee]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

I'm stuck in a stairwell!

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

THE D!!!

*All of my cars have been...*ahem*...BLESSED...by mona...

*the D and Fanny cringe...*

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The Macphisto Society
Being Bad Never Looked So Good

With my teeth at your back
And my tongue to tell you the sweetest lies

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

The boys were feeling left out...

Mona: BONO! BACK UNDER THE DESK!!!