Next Album Rumours Thread V - Your Song Ruined My Life

[Hewson]

Time to be cool with the rich, out of touch olds.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

it's easy to grin
when your ship's come in
and you've got the stock market beat
but the man who's worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when he leads putin to defeat

huh ah huh ha okay pookey

 

[Hewson]

Oy.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1504539969129525249

 

[DeVaul]

Since they’re old, I’ll liken the next album to a colonoscopy.

We’re witnessing the prep.

 

[The John Tree]

Quite possibly the most embarrassing U2 moment of the last 20 years. And that’s saying something.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the only thing that could have made this worse is if the poem shows up on everyone's iPhone

 

[DeVaul]

::Ultraviolet plays::

“That’s when a Tone Poem becomes a Phone Poem”

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[DeVaul]

from Sing 2 to Stop Now

 

[Hewson]

Breaking: Nancy Pelosi to Sing Duet With Bono on Upcoming U2 Album Songs of Incontinence

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[BEAL]

Why does he keep doing this to himself? Just release the poem yourself, but why link it to someone who's so hated, and to drag your name into politics/conflict.

 

[digitize]

ouch.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Why does he keep doing this to himself? Just release the poem yourself, but why link it to someone who's so hated, and to drag your name into politics/conflict.

yeaaaaaa issuing it himself would not have made it any less cringe

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Idk, if it was written on Twitter casually and not performed as a major art piece, it probably would be less cringe. Delivery is everything.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the poem would be equally cringe

the response would be limited to white dudes over the age of 40

 

[DeVaul]

Your Poem Ruined My Day

 

[lazarus]

Why do they make it so hard to be a fan?

My god is that awful.

 

[MattD]

Dear god, why do they keep doing this to themselves.

For fuck sake Bono....

 

[Irvine511]

I’m fairness, Bono did just say on Twitter that he does this with Pelosi every St Patrick’s Day, and it wasn’t written to be published … seems like she’s the Apple in this situation.

But at least no one on Twitter is making any “did this automatically download to my iphone jokes.”

[emoji52]

 

[david]

She should have asked his permission before forcing that poem onto people….

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

If she would have just posted the poem on her website and made anyone who wanted to read it have to download it themselves, we wouldn't even be discussing it.

Also they totally should have stuck with the dangermouse version of the poem.

 

[Hewson]

If she would have just posted the poem on her website and made anyone who wanted to read it have to download it themselves, we wouldn't even be discussing it.

Also they totally should have stuck with the dangermouse version of the poem.

Poem coauthored by Ryan Tedder.

 

[pacemaker]

Never woulda happened under McGuinne$$ ...

 

[DeVaul]

Never woulda happened under McGuinne$$ ...

Paul was sharp enough to realize when NLOTH wasn’t working, and got all the local press to run stories on the staging ahead of the shows there… but it’s not like he could ever pick the band’s famous friends.

 

[pacemaker]

(I thought the /s was implied)

 

[DeVaul]

(I thought the /s was implied)

It was readable in the $$! That picture is just so irksome I couldn’t resist.

 

[DeVaul]

Your Stream Saved My Life

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/u2-tv-show-jj-abrams-netflix-1235114349/