Hewson
Blue Crack Supplier
So I awake this morning at 5 AM to my employer on the Nextel 2 way, telling me our office was broken into and my desk drawers are all pulled open. Which of course is a problem cause he knows I had about $4000.00 in one drawer(we were doing a cash job and it was to pay about 7 employees for last week). Well remarkably, the envelopes with the cash are sitting in the back of an open drawer, in plain sight, but the bright thieves didn't bother to see what was inside the envelopes. They did take our DSL modem and wireless routers(So I couldn't go online all day), left the computers, we figure they just grabbed small stuff easy to carry. The funny thing is they took my Eric Cartman talking pencil holder from my desk. World's smartest thieves...lets see should I take a boatload of cash or a 5 dollar South Park novelty toy? Definitely South Park. Also took some Stacker 3 diet pills from the receptionst's desk and a couple of magic markers.
Drugs are bad...mmmkay.
Drugs are bad...mmmkay.