jesseu2
Refugee
I just came across this an had to post it.
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/pdfs/112807-spmissue15.pdf
Reasons I hate Bono
I appreciate his philanthropy. I appreciate his music. I will never
appreciate U2’s Bono. Just hear me out.
1 Bono hates pug puppies
Seriously. Google that shit.
2 He has a band named U2
He helped contribute to the start of text abbreviations.
English majors will forever be bitter.
3. The name Bono comes from the Latin “Bono Vox,” meaning good voice
He’s a liar too.
4 The obvious: He wears sunglasses inside
How dare he allow the kid in economics class feel OK about his scratched cornea? What rays are you banning, dude?
5 He wrote the lyrics to “Vertigo”
Spanish speakers everywhere should be insulted. Also, fat girls wearing lingerie on MySpace.com should be angry with him for taking their picture caption: “All of this can be yours.”
http://www.asuwebdevil.com/images/issues/pdfs/112807-spmissue15.pdf
Reasons I hate Bono
I appreciate his philanthropy. I appreciate his music. I will never
appreciate U2’s Bono. Just hear me out.
1 Bono hates pug puppies
Seriously. Google that shit.
2 He has a band named U2
He helped contribute to the start of text abbreviations.
English majors will forever be bitter.
3. The name Bono comes from the Latin “Bono Vox,” meaning good voice
He’s a liar too.
4 The obvious: He wears sunglasses inside
How dare he allow the kid in economics class feel OK about his scratched cornea? What rays are you banning, dude?
5 He wrote the lyrics to “Vertigo”
Spanish speakers everywhere should be insulted. Also, fat girls wearing lingerie on MySpace.com should be angry with him for taking their picture caption: “All of this can be yours.”