Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal Superthread

[theet the moth]

he doesn't like the forums anymore.

wutz yer name?

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

I hear that Andrew fellow is a real cunt.

 

[coolian2]

I'm not going to be able to keep track of this.

 

[Billy Mays]

dude, you're totally an alter.

What is an alter?

 

[theet the moth]

Oh he is. He most definitely is. Because you are what you eat.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

wutz yer name?

andré. you can call me dr. dré.

 

[theet the moth]

What is an alter?

Something about sacrifice? I wouldn't know. I'sa drunka!

 

[bono_212]

he doesn't like the forums anymore.

I liked him, he was really nice to me when I first joined the forums

 

[theet the moth]

andré. you can call me dr. dré.

Hai der der!

 

[Billy Mays]

Oh he is. He most definitely is. Because you are what you eat.

I know what you mean! And sometimes you get a stain on the sheets afterwards, well let me tell you how to get rid of that. OXYCLEAN! Thanks to the power of oxygen, you can get rid of pussy stains, cum stains, and even blood, for when you want to get your red wings!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I liked him, he was really nice to me when I first joined the forums

he's not very nice at all. he still owes me my christmas present.

oops...

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Hai der der!

hi teeth moth.

 

[theet the moth]

I know what you mean! And sometimes you get a stain on the sheets afterwards, well let me tell you how to get rid of that. OXYCLEAN! Thanks to the power of oxygen, you can get rid of pussy stains, cum stains, and even blood, for when you want to get your red wings!

Are red wings like hot wings? Cuz I get those at Hooters. Sometimes I take 'em home and use the grease as lube.

 

[theet the moth]

hi teeth moth.

Really, guys, we should all go skinny dipping.

 

[bono_212]

he's not very nice at all. he still owes me my christmas present.

oops...

 

[Billy Mays]

Are red wings like hot wings? Cuz I get those at Hooters. Sometimes I take 'em home and use the grease as lube.

Yes, something like that. And for when you want to fuck in the bathtub, we also have KABOOM! cleaner.

Try my product.

 

[theet the moth]

I can provide the skinny if someone else wants to provide the dipping.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I can provide the skinny if someone else wants to provide the dipping.

i have the salsa

 

[theet the moth]

Yes, something like that. And for when you want to fuck in the bathtub, we also have KABOOM! cleaner.

Try my product.

I didn't know KABOOM! was a cleaner. I thought KABOOM! was for when you really "brought it" during ejaculation. Like if semen were a canon. You know? You feel me? Poking into your thigh?

 

[bono_212]

I'm going to bed, I just feel worse and worse

 

[theet the moth]

i have the salsa

now that's what i wunnuh hir!

 

[theet the moth]

 

[theet the moth]

 

[Billy Mays]

I didn't know KABOOM! was a cleaner. I thought KABOOM! was for when you really "brought it" during ejaculation. Like if semen were a canon. You know? You feel me? Poking into your thigh?

That's where I got the idea for the name. I was banging this hot chick in a jacuzzi, and I got a stain all over the tub. It was then when I realized we needed a better surface cleaning.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

now that's what i wunnuh hir!

 

[theet the moth]

That's where I got the idea for the name. I was banging this hot chick in a jacuzzi, and I got a stain all over the tub. It was then when I realized we needed a better surface cleaning.

Ahhh, I see. Like all my kidnapping victims' various stains and ripped out fingernails and teeth and whatnot down the well I keep them in, I like to leave all evidence of a struggle, mess, or other colourful indication of usage wherever it originates. My orange sheets used to be white. Thanks to hot wings, red wings, and naughty magazines, my sheets have all the evidence of secshual relayshuns as my well does.

Oh. Forget that part about the well.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

did everyone die?

 

[Billy Mays]

Let me tell you fine folks who I think my worst client is. I was trying to sell Edge some OrangeGlo, and he said Mr. Clean works just as fine! I burned all my U2 CDs that evening. I'll show him some cleaning products!

 

[Billy Mays]

Ahhh, I see. Like all my kidnapping victims' various stains and ripped out fingernails and teeth and whatnot down the well I keep them in, I like to leave all evidence of a struggle, mess, or other colourful indication of usage wherever it originates. My orange sheets used to be white. Thanks to hot wings, red wings, and naughty magazines, my sheets have all the evidence of secshual relayshuns as my well does.

Oh. Forget that part about the well.

Could I interest you in some OxyClean? It'll get the orange right out! No one will ever know!

 

[theet the moth]

Could I interest you in some OxyClean? It'll get the orange right out! No one will ever know!

I like all the evidence. It makes me feel like a man, y'know. Down that well with all those naked, dead bodies.... uhhh, I mean, on my bed when I'm banging chicks.... They usually see my bed and are afraid, but that's what chloroform is for. Then they wake up in the well. They're usually loud the first couple days. Then they shut right up. I don't think they like the raw meat I throw down to them. I think they'd like it less if they knew it was human.