Moobchild part II....

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I knooow I was gonna do it tonight but now it's 1:30 and I have to get up at nine and I'm tired and I will do it as SOON as I can I swear and I feel really bad cos I'm a terrible author :(
 
all right all right all RIGHT
fighting three hours of sleep last night.. this may not be too coherant

Scene 4
Shannon's got a pretty big Willy, so her, Kristie, and Hippy jump on it while CBA and The Gina mount the ass.
And... they start off.
Through mountains, deserts, rain, snow, and slush.
Through wilds unknown to man.
Until they reach the golden ciy of...




Chicago.
After riding the livestock down the Dan Ryan Expressway for a bit, it was decided taking a cab to the ho-tel would probably be better.
But where to put the animals?

Shannon: We can't just leave him!

So they search for a stable. In Chicago.

Shannon: *to random people* Take my willy? Can you give my willy a home? Anyone have a place for a willy?

When suddenly a voice comes from the nearest corner...

Ho: I can take your willy!

Shannon: Oh can you really?

Ho: Yes, plenty of room for willys here.

Shannon: GREAT. How much?

Ho: Five dollah!

Shannon: Excellent... what is your name, oh great ho on corner?

Ho: Iris.

Shannon: Future me?

Iris: Shannon! Oo I didn't recognize you with the sombrero!

Shannon: You're working Chicago these days I see...

Iris: Well, I pretty much exhausted Florida.

Jeb Bush: InDEED.

Shannon: So how about that willy?

Iris: Uuhhh

Kristie: The HORSE.

Iris: Oh right... um, I gues I can find somewhere for it if you really need.

Shannon: COOL. So where's the taxi?

Gina: TAXI! *flails wildly*

They all climb in...
 
Don't forget about CBA, he's strapped to the roof. He doesn't exactly fit IN the cab.

Cab Driver: Where you go?

Gina: How about the Ho-liday Inn?

Cab Driver: *zooms off*

They hear sounds of CBA flappin around on the roof, but he seems okay, so they relax. Until Gina notices something...

Gina: ExCUSE me WHERE are we going?

Cab Driver: You want to go to the ho-in yes?

Gina: NO the HOLIDAY INN

Cab Driver: Well I think you say ho-in so I go ho-in

Gina: I'll HO-IN YOUR FACE... *dives over the seat*

The other twins and Shannon shrink back as Gina beats the shit out of the cab driver. The cab swerves left... then right... until Gina throws him out the door, bloody and unconscious. But then..

CBA: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Hippy: OH NO CBA FLEW OFF

CBA: *stuck to the windshield of the car behind them* HEEEEELLLLLPPP MEEEEEE

Gina slams on the breaks.

Car Behind Them: *ditto*

CBA: *flies off the windshield and ends up face down on the cab's trunk*

Shannon: NO CBA ARE YOU OKAY??

CBA: Ungh...

They decide to drive the rest of the hotel with CBA in the back across the laps of the girls

CBA: And not a bad decision, might I add.... :shifty:

Kristie: And even a free car in the bargain.
 
please don't hurt me gina ;)

Kristie said:
Gina: ExCUSE me WHERE are we going?

Cab Driver: You want to go to the ho-in yes?

Gina: NO the HOLIDAY INN

Cab Driver: Well I think you say ho-in so I go ho-in

Gina: I'll HO-IN YOUR FACE... *dives over the seat*
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Okay, I would just like it to be known that I actually drew the attention of three people with my laughing at this.
:lol: :laugh: :lmao:
kristiekristieloveyoukristie
oh, and :hug: feel better!
 
BWAHAHAHAHHAA!!! I should have kicked that cabbies ass

Kristie said:
Gina: I'll HO-IN YOUR FACE... *dives over the seat*

The other twins and Shannon shrink back as Gina beats the shit out of the cab driver. The cab swerves left... then right... until Gina throws him out the door, bloody and unconscious. But then..
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HEY. You portray me as some sort of CRAZY PSYCHOTIC BITCH!!

WHERE THE :censored: DO YOU GET OFF DOING THAT??? HUH???

::censored: :censored: :mad: :censored: :yell: :censored: :censored:

I mean...GREAT STORY TWIN!!! :shifty: :angel:
 
heehee...it's not like they have experience to go on involving stupid cab drivers and gina's bitch mode........:sexywink:.....

:lmao:

:hug:kristie:hug:

and you get one too, gina :hug:
 
AM said:
sorry to be such a pain.... but what about an update :hmm:
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*jab* don't be thinking I update on command now!

Szene 5: De Return uh de Dialectizer, Beeyotch

If you remember, the twins, Shannon, and CBA joost arrived at their hotel...

Twins and Shannon: *go through the revolving door*

CBA: *tries to waddle in sideways and gets stuck*

Shannon: Yo, we'd like a room.

CBA: Uh, guys?

Receptionist Lady: Well, we have rooms blah blah blah

CBA: HEY!

Hippy: Dood, how the hell did you get stuck in the revolving door?

CBA: Well it's not like I can bend or move or anything. Shut up.

Kristie: Ah, shit.

Bellhop: *walks up* Is there a problem.. oh.. IT IS ADAM!

All: JULIO!

Julio: You are back!

And there was much rejoycing

Julio: How did Adam get stuck in the door? Is the rest of U2 here?

Gina: No no just us...

Julio: Ah, well then, I will get Adam out for you.

So, Adam gets out of the door, and eventually the twins and Shannon get their room and go to sleep, without even vandalizing a single TV.

However... late at night... something unexpected happens.

9:00 am
Twins-and-Shannon wake up

Gina: Top o' the mornin to you!

Kristie: Mmgjgfffffffff

Hippy: :der:

Shannon: Where's CBA?

They look under the bed, in the shower, EVERYWHERE.

But no CBA.

Hippy: Maybe someone stole him!

Gina: But who would want to steal CBA??

All: JULIO

They pack their shit and run down to the lobby

Gina: Yo receptionist lady, you need to tell us where Julio lives.

Receptionist: I'm sorry, we can't give out that information.

Shannon: Now you look here. You tell us where Julio lives or I'll bust out some Minnesota Karate on yo' ass.

Hippy: No not the Minnesota Karate!

Kristie: Most feared karate in the world, really.

Receptionist: *rightly scared silly* Uh ok

With the address of Julio they set off to find his house and get CBA back. But it turns out.. Julio lives in the ghetto. Eh oh.

Hippy: Crap.

They pull up to his house to find Julio and his homeys kickin' it to some phat sounds in the front. Along with CBA...

Shannon: Um excuse me?

Homey 1: Whut do ya' ladies wants'?

Hippy: Yeah I believe you have our CBA?

Homey 2: Yo' CB whut? We duzn't gots any CB doodads here, go away. Slap mah fro!

Julio: *sneaks away quietly*

Gina: And by the way, CBA, what the hell do you think you're doing dressed like a gangsta?

CBA: I realized dat da damn way uh my new homeys be de true way. Slap mah fro! You's may now call me, "CB Big Big Daddy A."

Shannon: *WHACK*

Kristie: Don't worry ladies, I got this covered. They made me learn ebonics in anth, remember?

Homey 1: Whut do ya' dink youse hangin', honky chick?

Kristie: Dis cardbo'd Adam here belong t'us.

Homey 2: I dink CBA be here, so's he gots'ta belong t'us, youse full uh it. Man!

Kristie: No ya' see, dat jerk Julio, he stole CBA fum us while we wuz sleepin' in our hotel room. WORD!

Homey 1: So's whut youse sayin' be dat dis be a stolen CBA? Whut kind'a freak steals some cardbo'd memba' of U2?

Kristie: Julio, ah' guess. If ya' duzn't cut him back t'us right now dere might be trouble. Shannon dere gots some fine mean karate, she could waste ya' wid some leaf.

Homey 2: Now we duzn't need any uh dat, ya' snatch yo' CBA. He kin't boogie anyway. Slap mah fro!

Kristie: Dank ya' real much. Lop some boogie.
She turns to the twins
Kristie: Where would ya' likes t'go now?

Gina: Stop that.

Hippy: Let's follow this here lake for a bit.

Shannon: Sounds good.

So.. they hop back in the cab and moob on
 
I'm going home for the weekend so ah.. you get an update.
There's logic there somwhere!

Scene 6

After a few hours of following the lake they all get sick of driving.

Shannon: Let's stop.

Hippy: Stop where?

Kristie: Let's just keep an eye out for... stuff...

A few minutes later..

Gina: Hey, there's a public beach here, why don't we go?

Hippy: Sounds good.

They find a place to park, get ice cream, enjoy all that fun beach stuff. Except something's bothering Hippy...

Hippy: Hey, I think there's someone watching us.

Shannon: Where?

Hippy: *points to nearby trees* Over there.

Shannon: There's nobody there Hippy.

Kristie: Indeed.

Hippy: Well... maybe I was wrong...

They go to sunbathe for an hour or so.

From the trees, the watcher sighs as his prey wanders farther away. "They will just have to wander closer..." he mutters to himself, and giggles evilly.

Later on..

Gina: Okay, I'm done with this sun crap.

If you've ever seen the twins and Shannon, you'd know they're all horribly pale. Lying in the sun tends to make CBA fade, as well...

Kristie: Why don't we take a walk to wake us up?

Shannon: Indeed.

They wander the beach, and while Hippy is preoccupied with watching the waves (or maybe the guys frolicking in them), they move next to that same grove of trees. Suddenly they hear a loud "HIIIIIIIIIII-YAH!" and a crash as CBA goes flying.

stappkick.gif


Hippy: OH NO IT'S SCOTT STAPP!

They hear a voice from down the beach screech "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Stapp: CB-Scott Stap even. *he walks over to CBA* Not so tough without your friends are you?

Shannon: Don't hurt CBA!!!

Stapp: Why not?

Shannon: ...cos!

Three girls run toward them from down the beach

Gina: Loooook it's Laura Lies and Ellen!!!

Ellen: STAPP!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEE

Stapp: Watch as your precious CBA dissolves in the ocean...

Kristie: We have to stop him!!

All seven of them rush CBSS at once

Stapp: HA you puny mortals think you can stop me?

He uses his evil CB powers to morph into the Stapp "I am GOD" pose... which instantly puts a force field around him that the girls cannot penetrate.

stapprays.GIF


Gutterbrain: Heh, penetrate.

Hippy: He's taking CBA to the lake... what can we do?

Gina notices a strange object in her pocket... she takes it out

Gina: THE MOOBY

Shannon: QUICK! RUB IT!

Larry appears

Larry: What the bloody hell I was right in the middle of... STAPP!

Stapp: *hisses* Mullen!

Larry: I'm going to stop you once and for all, Stapp!

Larry quickly opens his shirt and employs his secret weapon... the Mooby Ray!

moobyray.gif


It hits Stapp powerfully and he flies into the lake.

Stapp: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo *dissolves*

CBA: Whew... thanks Lar.

Kristie: What in God's name was that?

Larry: CBSS was abandoned by his owner years ago... since the REAL Scott Stapp is the ruler of hell, he is imbibed with evil CB powers. He has a hatred for CBA because CBA has an owner that loves him instead of abandoning him.

CBA: We've been fighting him off for a long time... I'm glad it's finally over.

Twins, Shannon, Laura Lies and Ellen: Mee too!

Larry: Well, then I'm going to get back to Dublin. Good luck you guys!

Hippy: *giggle* You too!
 
Kristie said:
Larry appears

Larry: What the bloody hell I was right in the middle of... STAPP!

Stapp: *hisses* Mullen!

Larry: I'm going to stop you once and for all, Stapp!

Larry quickly opens his shirt and employs his secret weapon... the Mooby Ray!
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BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Twin, you've outdone yourself! This is pure genius, PURE GENIUS I SAY!

:lmao:
 
Kristie said:
He uses his evil CB powers to morph into the Stapp "I am GOD" pose... which instantly puts a force field around him that the girls cannot penetrate.

stapprays.GIF



Larry quickly opens his shirt and employs his secret weapon... the Mooby Ray!

moobyray.gif


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O




M




G






*can't breathe*


*laughing to hard*


*must

have

oxygen*

:lmao: :lmao:
 
Kristie said:
Bellhop: *walks up* Is there a problem.. oh.. IT IS ADAM!

All: JULIO!

Julio: You are back!

And there was much rejoycing
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me: :lol:
roommie: :eyebrow:

They pack their shit and run down to the lobby
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:lmao:


too much too much.....good times INDEED!!

*reads part 6*
 
ruler of hell is right.

Kristie said:
Larry: CBSS was abandoned by his owner years ago... since the REAL Scott Stapp is the ruler of hell, he is imbibed with evil CB powers. He has a hatred for CBA because CBA has an owner that loves him instead of abandoning him.
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:lmao: kristiekristieloveyoukristie
:laugh: :lol:
 
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