Merry Drunken Chsristmas!

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Originally posted by Achtung_Bebe:
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OMG.. did i really do this?? eek.. i made a few calls too.. I don't even wanna know..

Anyway hope you all had a Merry Christmas
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Most entertaining thread here in a long whil.
Now you need to start the "Happy Hungover Boxing Day" thread.
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The joker is the best card.
 
Nominates this thread to go in the Interference Hall Of Fame...

[This message has been edited by clarityat3am (edited 12-26-2001).]
 
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd post a transcript of her phone call but that would be evil on my part....jk
Happy Christmas to everyone!!
Here's an awesome country song that I thought was kind of appropriate...go download it...

Merry Christmas From The Family by Robert Earl Keen Jr.
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel


Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extention cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family


Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night


Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family


Feliz Navidad.
 
Originally posted by Achtung_Bebe:
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OMG.. did i really do this?? eek.. i made a few calls too.. I don't even wanna know..


Why yes you did...
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Those calls must have been hilarious!
 
You know whats really scary? The fact that i act like Bebe allllll the time. And i never drink!
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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

Well tonight thank god it's them, instead of you..."


[This message has been edited by Miss MacPhisto (edited 12-26-2001).]
 
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