No, unfortunately I haven't struck up a deal with the Fed Ex man. And settle down, ScottPhisto, there's no order form to fill out.
*insert shipping and handling joke here*
However...Echo and I came up with an idea, and I have something hot cooking on my little Shakespearean Guccione stove. But it's far too raunchy for even the raunch ranch. I beg thee, my faithful readers, if you want this script delivered right to yer mailbox, email me.
Monita02@hotmail.com
I've checked with the Porn Patrol and Phona, who's in charge, says it has just enough.
*end transmission*
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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
There's a Heaven above you, baby....
*insert shipping and handling joke here*
However...Echo and I came up with an idea, and I have something hot cooking on my little Shakespearean Guccione stove. But it's far too raunchy for even the raunch ranch. I beg thee, my faithful readers, if you want this script delivered right to yer mailbox, email me.
Monita02@hotmail.com
I've checked with the Porn Patrol and Phona, who's in charge, says it has just enough.
*end transmission*
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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~
LOVE me, give me SOUL
There's a Heaven above you, baby....