liamcool
Blue Crack Addict
Do boys like shag carpeting down there now? God I'm so out of touch with minge fashions.
Dunno about him, but I don't, no.
Do boys like shag carpeting down there now? God I'm so out of touch with minge fashions.
well that's ok then. Respect re-established, for now.
I like freshly waxed hardwood floors myself.
ETA: wow--there's so many double entendres there... makes me happy.
I can grow a decent beard, you woman. I'm keeping it short so it'll hurt more when it gets waxed.
Though I did pee in a cup the other day because I had to go and was waiting for my car to defrost.
Dunno about him, but I don't, no.
I'm so jealous of mens abilities to pee wherever they need to .
Is this an episode of Are You Being Served?
... you wax your beard?
nothing at all?
insert something innapropriate about mah pussy
Men have a lot of things easier. No childbirth, peeing anywhere, the orgasm. And those three only have to do with genitals!
shaved pussy?
Childbirth, yuk, hopefully I can avoid that.
Peeing anywhere would be handy but I can do without it.
Orgasms? Easy when you know how
OMG!! That poor thing
I do not envy the itchiness that will come
On that note, I'm going to bed.
Not a fan of kids?
And giving a lady an orgasm is easy as all fuck, Andrew's just an amateur.
I cringed.
I also fucking loled.
It was fun.
I'm out in a minute too. But will be back in about 15 minutes
I'm just going by what I've heard from women--that guys have a much easier time getting off. Even by themselves.
Not often. Shave For A Cure. People will give money to see me in pain.
When you are all by your self it's easy. . .It's only when you have to put on a good show that it gets a little bit awkward. . . .
I hope they use an axe to shave you.
:thunk: "Oh, didn't mean to chop off part of your face ..."