I must be on crack

[daisybean]

I swear there is something wrong with my eyes. If I'm out walking about and I happen to look down at myself I look perfectly normal.

But If I look in a full length mirror, I look about 12 feet wide

It's got me wondering which view is more correct....

I was having a thin day too, until I looked in that damn mirror.

*blows up all mirrors*

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

I hate Mirriors!!! Blargh to Mirriors they just mess with your head!!

 

[Cleasai]

I work at a store with about 50 mirrors. Everywhere ya look, there you are! Who was the stupid head that decieded "hey! let's put a mirror in our home!" anyways?? I was having kind of a fat day myself the other day when I looked to my side at this floor mirror that we carry. I started to laugh to myself when I realized why I liked it... it was distorded in the right way so it made me look skinny heh heh

 

[Salome]

show up at my house tomorrow naked
and I'll tell you truthfully whether you're 12 feet wide or not

 

[wertsie]

It's amazing...one day I look at myself in the mirror and I think, "Damn, I look good!" and then the next day I'm like, "Ew!" Some people have good and bad hair days...I have good and bad FACE days!

 

[meegannie]

I have the opposite problem. If I look down, I think I look huge, but if I look in a mirror, it doesn't look as bad.

I ALWAYS hate the way my face looks, though.

 

[cell]

i like how i look in the mirror. but in pictures...ugh. i look really bad

in the words of monica from friends: the camera adds 10 pounds.

 

[wertsie]

i like how i look in the mirror. but in pictures...ugh. i look really bad

in the words of monica from friends: the camera adds 10 pounds.

I always seem to think that the person I look at in the mirror and the one I see in pictures are completely different!

 

[Angel]

If you have crack you should share.

 

[wertsie]

 

[HelloAngel]

I have the opposite problem. If I look down, I think I look huge, but if I look in a mirror, it doesn't look as bad.

I ALWAYS hate the way my face looks, though.

Me too, girlfriend.

 

[Stories for Boys]

i know what you're talking about, daisy...bugs the *cough* out of me...

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[Angel]

You guys are making me sad. I truly think you are all pretty. I hope one day you do too.

 

[Cajun]

You guys are making me sad. I truly think you are all pretty. I hope one day you do too.

Angel is speaking the knowledge

 

[daisybean]

show up at my house tomorrow naked
and I'll tell you truthfully whether you're 12 feet wide or not

 

[joyfulgirl]

Salome's on crack.

 

[Salome]

that's so not true