Slopsy
Everything happens so much
I haven't had a backyard since ... January 2006, when I moved out. My flat in Brisbane had a nice balcony. My first apartment in Melbourne (the shoebox) had no outdoor area at all, shonky real estate listing claims aside. My current flat has TWO balconies. Luxury.
It did have a dining area though, right?
Two balconies, and luxurious scaffolding that gets the sun and I want to go and lie on it.