Horniblow Road, Matakohe, New Zealand Superthread

[Axver]

Half of Russia's vodka producers went broke the day after Yeltsin died.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Vodka more money cost, after friend Boris died, now we give gas to Polish.

 

[Axver]

I hate to bail on the fun but I need to be up in the morning. Have good one for Motherland honour, Vlad.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Motherland is supporting you, comrade.

 

[Slopsy]

... what the hell did I miss last night!

 

[Slopsy]

Ahhh. Now I see. Oh man.

Plus, Vlad's new profile/avatar wins.

 

[Axver]

Plus, Vlad's new profile/avatar wins.

Russia folk band is great.

 

[RavenBlue]

 

[Axver]

Ravva! Hope you're still around. How's it going?

 

[Irishteen]

Yo Ax, I need you to fill me in anything happened in the world of U2 in the last six months? Or just a whole lot of silence?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

... what the hell did I miss last night!

You missed funny troll.

Ahhh. Now I see. Oh man.

Plus, Vlad's new profile/avatar wins.

It had to be done. If there's anything I should add to it do go on.

Russia folk band is great.

With lot of balalaikas!

Yo Ax, I need you to fill me in anything happened in the world of U2 in the last six months? Or just a whole lot of silence?

Mmm, yeah.

 

[Axver]

Yo Ax, I need you to fill me in anything happened in the world of U2 in the last six months? Or just a whole lot of silence?

Not much at all! No Songs Of Ascent. No tour rehearsals yet. They did WOWY (with Shine Like Stars) for Gerry Ryan's funeral. That's about it.

 

[Axver]

With lot of balalaikas!

I play mad gusli for President! President give me many vodka, make me dance. President funny dance.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

YouTube - Raw Video: Putin Shoots Tiger With Tranquilizer

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I play mad gusli for President! President give me many vodka, make me dance. President funny dance.

We worship Khruschev, he solve Moscow housing crisis, he build houses for Russia people, he respect.

 

[Axver]

YouTube - Raw Video: Putin Shoots Tiger With Tranquilizer

Clearly proof of mass state terror! Everybody flee Russia!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Don't worry Russia. Dubya has nukes, he will kill Putin if Dubya knows which way is Russia!

 

[Axver]

Don't worry Russia. Dubya has nukes, he will kill Putin if Dubya knows which way is Russia!

He'll nuke Australia by mistak-

aaah fuck.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I hope it hit Elizabeth.

 

[Axver]

Any part of Queensland will be just fine by me.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hopefully Pauline Hanson's home, so she won't have to worry about potential muslim buyers.

 

[Axver]

Apparently she's moving to Britain!

Good fucking riddance.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Seconded. Now she becomes a victim of irony, and rightfully so ...

 

[Alisaura]

Just as well Ax is fleeing Aus again soon!

*decides to flee to Zurich instead*

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Leave me here, won't you.

 

[Alisaura]

You're not fleeing to Motherland?

 

[Alisaura]

*enjoys delicious cheese before the nuke hits*

 

[Slopsy]

Today is a sad, sad day.

I can no longer call myself a Muse fan.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

You're not fleeing to Motherland?

I want back to Motherland.

You see funny thread by troll?

Смешной тролль смешной. Какое класс!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Today is a sad, sad day.

I can no longer call myself a Muse fan.

Hey, I was never one to begin with.

What happened?