Help me cheer Slopsy up with some Edge Love!!

[Gluey]

Slopsy's having a bit of a downer at the moment. So I thought what better than a bit of Edge or Bono/Edge love!!!!!

First off we must clear away the bad stuff......

Right! Now to the good stuff!!!!

Super Edge is gonna Kung Foo the baddies away....

If they don't listen to Slopsy, he'll use his mighty megaphone to get the message across!

 

[Gluey]

A bit of Edge belly never goes astray in making Slopsy happy!!

 

[Gluey]

U talkin' ta me?

 

[Gluey]

He'll sing her a song

Bang on his drum

And if all else fails.....there's........

Edgey toes!!!!

 

[Gluey]

hmmm you still feeling blue?

 

[kafrun]

Be gone, bad things, be gone Don't you mess with my Slopsy.

 

[Gluey]

There's no better place to work on problems than in the spa

 

[Gluey]

You think you've got it bad??? Try living with this haircut!

 

[Gluey]

Edge works his super powers of happiness

 

[kafrun]

*Edge beams down from his home planet to check on the situation*

What seems to be the problem?

Oops, wait.. hang on.. forgot something in my spaceship, brb..

 

[kafrun]

Is Slopsy still down? Well then I'll sit here and write her poetry..


*two hours later*


*hands notepad over*


Okay, I know it's just a page full of solved math problems, but I'm no good at poems I hope she likes it anyway

 

[Slopsy]

oooh, a thread for me!!! Aww, I love you guys
hehe
Edge can solve my math problems ANY DAY
he can help me with my Chemistry homework if he wants...

 

[Gluey]

Slopsy was studying so hard that she didn't even notice it was dark, and that she was still outside!

Edge thought she might need rescuing

But Bono kept blocking his path. He didn't want to share his Edgey.

 

[Gluey]

Finally with a deft movement, Edge broke free. "Damn!" said Bono

Bono tried to pull him back, but the Edge only had eyes for Slopsy

Edge was fearful for Slopsys innocence when Bono tried to lull him back with singing.

 

[Gluey]

They toyed with the idea of morphing into each other, to give Slopsy the best of both worlds

 

[Gluey]

In the end they teamed up to fight Slopsys problems. Two ARE better than one afterall, and Bono does have the best butt....

 

[Gluey]

Bono filmed Edges master moves, so that he could study them later. They HAD to be in sync with each other for the battle.

 

[Gluey]

Then they went for icecream

 

[Gluey]

Bono was convinced of his superhero abilities

But Edge kept hold of him and slowly made him realise that Demi-God or not, he simply could NOT fly to save Slopsy

 

[Gluey]

They then thought they would go for the suprise tactic and disguise themselves

 

[Gluey]

But Edge said he'd only give up his beanie, if Bono gave up his towel....

 

[Gluey]

LOOK!! MOOBS!!!!! Nice ripe furry man moobs!

 

[Gluey]

Edge got nervous when he saw the smouldering hot competition making the moves on Slopsy and her Mum

 

[Gluey]

So he found a suitable distraction for Lardence

 

[Gluey]

Distraction successful, he moved in to rescue his girl. The achievement of saving her from the bad stuff was enough to make him blush!

 

[mysterious_jen]

awwwwwwwwww cute thread and great pics of edge i havent seen before! well done , and i hope you cheer up soon slopsy.

 

[Slopsy]

awww! heheh this has cheered me up no end

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Here's a few more to keep you smiling Slopsy....

 

[hcbiggs2002]

 

[hcbiggs2002]