Hail the Necrowizard for his ever-smashing of the Chri-tian cross using Mighty Thor's Hammer Mjolnir empowered by Kiawahtafifixiaoloofah on the dawn of Ragnarok!
You just committed ... the opposite of blasphemy! May the Necrowizard pour out the wrath of Slcrokkuplockxczxczluyyikkscruuuuggggpphhhhwrak upon you and rain blood upon your grave for five hundred years!