Holy shit!! I love Bono!! I know I'm married and all but regardless, quite brilliant!!!
"I even think they got him wearin' penny loafers. Despite all that shit, all the highbrows at the party, big house, the stupid clothes, he's still a rude-lookin' motherfucker. I'd watch that 'Irish boy' and I'd want to be him so bad. Bono looks good. I'm no fag, but Bono is good-lookin'. He is fuckin' prettier than most women. I always said if I ever had to fuck a guy... I mean had too 'cause my life depended on it... I'd fuck Bono.
(sorry all, had to ad lib one of my favorite movie scripts).