OH MY GOD MY EGGS!
I take great amusement in randomly quoting that to Mum when she least expects it to crop up.
OH MY GOD MY EGGS!
WAIT. ok. yeah.
So it's not exactly food but whatever.
Whn I was about 12 or so, my mum used to make something ebvery day (before she was unable to be on her feet too long) and we had this cat that we referred to as "skillet pussy" because he used to lay in the damn frying pan and we'd have to clean it AGAIN just to use it. so he was laying in the skillet one day and mum turned one of the pilot lights on because he usually ran when he hear the clickig . He didn't run. IUnstead, his arse gets caught on fire. Meanwhile, I;m getting off the bus and cming in. I come in to my mother chasing my cat around the house with a fucking towel, trying to smack him with it to put out the kindling started on his tail!
Yes he was ok.
Is Axver going to be the first 70,000 post Interlander?
WAIT. ok. yeah.
So it's not exactly food but whatever.
Whn I was about 12 or so, my mum used to make something ebvery day (before she was unable to be on her feet too long) and we had this cat that we referred to as "skillet pussy" because he used to lay in the damn frying pan and we'd have to clean it AGAIN just to use it. so he was laying in the skillet one day and mum turned one of the pilot lights on because he usually ran when he hear the clickig . He didn't run. IUnstead, his arse gets caught on fire. Meanwhile, I;m getting off the bus and cming in. I come in to my mother chasing my cat around the house with a fucking towel, trying to smack him with it to put out the kindling started on his tail!
Yes he was ok.
I just got my U2 Feedback happy birthday email
I see something a familiar pattern...your mum splatters egg, you splatter cheese....
Woops!
When are you going for your free birthday sundae?
"Eat it and get out"
I thought it was my internet acting slow! Facebook is
Hang on, I'll add you. I'm the one with the wierd name and no personal pic Let me know if you get my request!
Goddamn. I want sme ramen noodles. I shall return.
Don't cook them in the fridge or with alcohol or anything.
Wait, on second thoughts, do try the alcohol one.
Something tells me that could possibly be DELICIOUS Axver...
or TERRIBLE
Either way, she'll get more drunk and that'll lead to more lulzworthy posts.
Im not so sure that would taste very good. Just like trying to imagine the taste... it doesnt seem to go together.
I got it, I'll add you when Facebook stops being stupid
What's that?
Get ready to wait a long, long while.
Suppose it depends on what alcohol you use, but it'd probably be pretty shocking.
Yeah Im still not so sure... But hey bacon dipped in chocolate doesnt sound good but youd be surprised. Its AMAZING!!
A Simpsons reference.
Har har. Except my mother can't vomit.
Yeah Im still not so sure... But hey bacon dipped in chocolate doesnt sound good but youd be surprised. Its AMAZING!!
So what's been happening?? I've just spent the weekend at our friends farm in good ol' rural wopwop NZ where not even a single car drove past on their one lane gravel road