so i jump ship in hong kong and make my way over to tibet and i manage to make it to the local golf course, and i tell em im a pro jock you know a caddy so anyway who do you think they give me? the dalai lama himself. 12th son of the lama: the flowing robes, bald ... striking. so anyway we get to the first tee and i hand him the driver - big hitter, the lama - and he goes and whacks a big one into a 10,000 foot crevas right in front of this glacier, and you know what he says? gunga galunga ... gunga gunga galunga. so anyways were finishing up 18 and hes gonne stiff me. and i say "hey, lama! hows about a little something, you know, for the effort?" and he says, "oh there will be no money. but when you are on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." so i got that going for me, which is nice