Also, I just noticed one of my friends from high school got married earlier this month. The guy's super religious, and I can't help wondering what it must be like to not discover bonking until you're almost 30, and how strange it must be. I'd say I'd like to be a fly on the wall, but geez no I don't want to see that. He belongs to one of those denominations that seems to think your first time will be this great sacred occasion too when you'll experience Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Hahahaha.
You can tell I've drifted bloody far away from these guys. A few years ago I would at least get a half-hearted invite. To be honest, not only do I not care, but I've got a far better circle of friends now. No slight on those guys, but most of us were only friends as a consequence of circumstance rather than much in the way of shared interests or temperaments or anything.