Slopsy
Everything happens so much
And I thought Linda The Toad was stingy!
I've moved on to her bedroom:
There's a Bacon, GA ... and a Bacon Switch Road in Texas!
There are quite a few other Bacons! Ohhh I saw a cool bacon-related thing on Google Earth the other day...where the hell was it. :investigates:
Who were her first two husbands? A pig, and a crunk pig?
Who were her first two husbands? A pig, and a crunk pig?
No idea. Is that one pathetic scumbag single or did he marry a potato?
He's enjoying matrimonial bliss with an entire potato farm.
Oh the horror. Oh holey night? The spuds have eyes? Aren't the holes the eyes? Fuck. He's gonna fuck 'em in the eye?
He likes it kinky.
This conversation disturbs me somewhat.
This conversation disturbs me somewhat.
You poor non-premium man, suffering the indignity of Interference ads!