Zoomerang96
ONE love, blood, life
yes, this is a thread.
sue me.
the next time i see one, i promise you i will
a) sell them a car
b) kiss them on the lips
c) teach them how use a keyboard
d) draw on their hands
e) touch their door
f) make a haircut appointment for them
g) give them a chest massage
h) licks their eye lids
i) fleece their fleecy jackets
j) pack them in a box and send them on a chicken train to the ozarks
k) iron their clothes
l) destroy their garden by soiling it with salt
m) throw rocks at them as they pass me on the street
n) hug them as they bleed profusively from the gashing (and devestating) blows.
o) buy them toilet paper
p) give them brown stains
q) give them a cleveland steamer
r) run them over with a semi...a semi of love
s) park in their parking spot
t) buy them a new tractor
u) ask them on a date
v) phone their mothers and ask them why their nails are 10 inches long.
w) ask them to take out the loundary, and put it next to the recycling bin outside, beside the lion cages.
y) tell them their special
z) spit in their food.
sue me.
the next time i see one, i promise you i will
a) sell them a car
b) kiss them on the lips
c) teach them how use a keyboard
d) draw on their hands
e) touch their door
f) make a haircut appointment for them
g) give them a chest massage
h) licks their eye lids
i) fleece their fleecy jackets
j) pack them in a box and send them on a chicken train to the ozarks
k) iron their clothes
l) destroy their garden by soiling it with salt
m) throw rocks at them as they pass me on the street
n) hug them as they bleed profusively from the gashing (and devestating) blows.
o) buy them toilet paper
p) give them brown stains
q) give them a cleveland steamer
r) run them over with a semi...a semi of love
s) park in their parking spot
t) buy them a new tractor
u) ask them on a date
v) phone their mothers and ask them why their nails are 10 inches long.
w) ask them to take out the loundary, and put it next to the recycling bin outside, beside the lion cages.
y) tell them their special
z) spit in their food.
