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No. But he fucked one of my humps; she got away from him. I taught her how to enjoy the struggle.

I like all the evidence. It makes me feel like a man, y'know. Down that well with all those naked, dead bodies.... uhhh, I mean, on my bed when I'm banging chicks.... They usually see my bed and are afraid, but that's what chloroform is for. Then they wake up in the well. They're usually...

Ahhh, I see. Like all my kidnapping victims' various stains and ripped out fingernails and teeth and whatnot down the well I keep them in, I like to leave all evidence of a struggle, mess, or other colourful indication of usage wherever it originates. My orange sheets used to be white. Thanks...

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now that's what i wunnuh hir!

I didn't know KABOOM! was a cleaner. I thought KABOOM! was for when you really "brought it" during ejaculation. Like if semen were a canon. You know? You feel me? Poking into your thigh?

I can provide the skinny if someone else wants to provide the dipping.

Really, guys, we should all go skinny dipping.

Are red wings like hot wings? Cuz I get those at Hooters. Sometimes I take 'em home and use the grease as lube.

Hai der der!

Something about sacrifice? I wouldn't know. I'sa drunka!

Oh he is. He most definitely is. Because you are what you eat.

:wave: wutz yer name?

dude, you're totally an alter.

i ate them. with vodka and spankies.

how do you post pix?

John didn't use it.

i cry now :sad:

Geez, cunts. Just because I'm new doesn't mean you have to take the piss out on some bloke. I just took my screen name from his aim name. Assholes. :D

people are really going nuts in that main forum place about some beach clisp, and some delay, and well i don't even care for u2 much so i thought i'd check out somewhere else on the forum.

Hi.

Bono's voice hasn't been the same since ZooTV. Edge doesn't sing as strong as Bono (think All I Want Is You on Popmart Mexico). Therefore, Edge's voice hasn't endured as much and is more pristine.