Mr. MacPhisto
Elvis ate America before America ate him
elvis, trolling under fake names is against the FAQ's
Who can I get to help me make peace with Him?
Who will mediate for me and...?
Shall I call the United Nations?
Maybe they could help me.
Shhhhh... Hello? ...Hello?
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