805): before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
(508): Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
fanny pack
(970): I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
(410): it was a mass text i'm sorry
(603): do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
(603): just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
(908): My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
(225): I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
(504): Who won?
(225): All of them.
(904): Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
(1-904): wtf?
(904): It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
hey empty thread. I shall fill you for the moment.