I'm not a big fan either. I really liked Parachutes and Rush of Blood, but since then, I find them...well...bland and inoffensive. Other than Saturday afternoon boredom, I really have no reason to be defending Chris Martin on an internet forum. The whole "Chris Martin is a douche" just thing strikes me as very odd, when he's clearly not, and yet within the world of popular music, it would be extremely easy to come up with lots of performers who do have proven track records as being douches. The industry is full of douches, but I don't think Martin is one of them.
I can't fault Martin for being a U2 fanboy. I think that's rather endearing, and very complementary toward U2. And if those who think he's a douche are threatened by Coldplay's popularity, that's kind of silly, too. U2 thrive on friendly competition, and are more than capable of rising to the occasion.
The whole thing's just crazy.