Chevy Chase, Maryland Superthread

[bono_212]

FUCKING CAN OPENER GOD DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER.


:breaths:

 

[coolian2]

i hear electric coaster.

which i actually think would make an awesome patent. you know how frustrating it is when your coffee/tea goes cold because you got distracted or just wanted to drink it slowly? wouldn't it be great if you could put it on your electric coaster and it would stay just warm?

i'm stealing your idea

 

[bono_212]

i'm stealing your idea

I've seen one before

 

[Axver]

G'night, Khanadahar.

 

[coolian2]

Night Khan

 

[Varitek]

did everyone see this
Message for Obama on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

win.

 

[Varitek]

i'm stealing your idea

i have me a lawyer. and internet record that it's my idea.

i actually have several things i'd like to patent, i should get a patent lawyer.

 

[coolian2]

did everyone see this
Message for Obama on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

win.

I've laughed long and hard at this. I want to know which of us Superthreaders it is.


Also, I laughed at your Axver/Bono joke, so yeah.

 

[Axver]

did everyone see this
Message for Obama on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

win.

YES.

I also love that some people think Bono is rather hard to ignore. Uh, he's a rockstar. Important politicians don't give a shit.

 

[Varitek]

night khan

 

[coolian2]

i actually have several things i'd like to patent, i should get a patent lawyer.

Are there many of them in Geneva nightclubs?

 

[Varitek]

I've laughed long and hard at this. I want to know which of us Superthreaders it is.


Also, I laughed at your Axver/Bono joke, so yeah.

she's irish i think, we haven't got one of those. she's got some great photos, too, worth a look, as someone in the thread pointed out.

 

[Varitek]

Are there many of them in Geneva nightclubs?

mostly just bankers, lawyers for banks, it guys for banks, etc etc

bankersbankersbankersbankersbankers

 

[coolian2]

I've seen one before

I'll do the inferior version that isn't restricted by patents and sells for a third of the price.

 

[Axver]

God, how do you put up with so many damn bankers.

 

[coolian2]

she's irish i think, we haven't got one of those. she's got some great photos, too, worth a look, as someone in the thread pointed out.

shit, she does have some good photos.

 

[Varitek]

What makes language 'foul'? - The Boston Globe

heh.

 

[coolian2]

God, how do you put up with so many damn bankers.

apply for loans?



Wait, that's not funny.

 

[Varitek]

God, how do you put up with so many damn bankers.

they buy me drinks, so i'm drunk, so i can put up with them.

 

[bono_212]

Proof of Heaven and Hell lay within my can opener.

I still have not been able to get the fucking thing to open this can.

 

[Varitek]

wait i just realized, did khan say she's going to bed? isn't it like, 8am there?

 

[bono_212]

wait i just realized, did khan say she's going to bed? isn't it like, 8am there?

it was about quarter to seven when she left

 

[Axver]

But they're bankers.

I've spent almost 22 goddamn years putting up with one for a father.

 

[Varitek]

(btw the dysphemism is the best thing ever. far better than the euphemism)

 

[bono_212]

When I finally buy an electric can-opener, I will find some horribly way to do away with you, you evil piece of shit.

 

[Varitek]

DUDE

. "This progression explains why many speakers are unaware that sucker . . . originally referred to fellatio, or that a jerk was a masturbator."

 

[Varitek]

When I finally buy an electric can-opener, I will find some horribly way to do away with you, you evil piece of shit.

you need a hammer and a crowbar, clearly.

or a jackhammer.

 

[coolian2]

wait i just realized, did khan say she's going to bed? isn't it like, 8am there?

she's a bit crazy.

like i said to her earlier, you know you're up way too damn late when i'm considering going to bed.

 

[coolian2]

When I finally buy an electric can-opener, I will find some horribly way to do away with you, you evil piece of shit.

a knife? or failing that, a gun? you're in texas, you should have a gun.

 

[coolian2]

But they're bankers.

I've spent almost 22 goddamn years putting up with one for a father.

could you put up with your father better if you were drunk?


wait, look who i'm talking to.