My thoughts.
No kidding, cool. Most people I know live around here or out west.
See, I think it would be awesome to live in Melbourne, mainly just cause I've sort of gotten sick of SA...
What the hell? Did I just hear the ads right? At Hungry Jack's, some prize you can win involves a party with AFL stars before the Grand Final? Yeah, like that will end well ...
OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EDIT QUOTES!
YOU MUST BE TAKEN TO THE FIRING SQUAD IMMEDIATELY!!
Oh yeah, I hadn't paid much attention to it, but how awesome would it be! I would probably get given a smack-laced joint and be raped.
Unless Geelong win, they seem like nice guys!
Oh yeah, I hadn't paid much attention to it, but how awesome would it be! I would probably get given a smack-laced joint and be raped.
Axver, just walk away from the TV. Just put the remote DOWN!What the hell? Did I just hear the ads right? At Hungry Jack's, some prize you can win involves a party with AFL stars before the Grand Final? Yeah, like that will end well ...
OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EDIT QUOTES!
YOU MUST BE TAKEN TO THE FIRING SQUAD IMMEDIATELY!!
Ian also advocates using the thread tags for jokes. He's clearly an Internet criminal of the highest order.
You stole my joke.
Oh yeah, I hadn't paid much attention to it, but how awesome would it be! I would probably get given a smack-laced joint and be raped.
Unless Geelong win, they seem like nice guys!
That actually happened to one of my (male) friends.
And then get hit by a tram afterwards.
And then get hit by a tram afterwards.
Worst still, it was by a woman with dreadlocks.
White people with dreadlocks are the bane of society.
Worst still, it was by a woman with dreadlocks.
White people with dreadlocks are the bane of society.
Worst still, it was by a woman with dreadlocks.
White people with dreadlocks are the bane of society.
So it wasn't with an AFL team?
And yeah. Dreadlocks are a disaster, no matter the race.
Give him some time, he'll wake up in a locker at AAMI stadium any morning now.
wait wait wait...
your male friend
was given a laced joint
by a white woman with dreadlocks
and was raped?
what
the
fuck.
Guys, we're laughin about rape
Jaysus!!!! Was this in Adelaide???The development of the conversation was pretty weird.
"okay so this lady with dreadlocks gave me a joint"
"oh yuck dreadlocks but at least she gave you a joint"
"then I just started vomiting for ages"
"what the fuck that's pissweak dude"
"it was laced with heroin"
"oh okay" (sips beer)
"yeah and then she raped me"
(spits beer) "wtf"
He didn't seem to mind much, he's been through a lot.
Yeah, it was at Adelaide. It was at a house party though, not in a club or something.Jaysus!!!! Was this in Adelaide???
(I don't tend to drink in pubs with dreadlocked persons, nor accept gratituities from them)