Euphemisms Thread

[Varitek]

When I say drunk you say battered
drunk
battered
drunk
battered

When I say penis, you say anaconda
penis
anaconda
penis
anaconda

When I say died, you say croaked
died
croaked
died
croaked

READY? GO!

masturbation

 

[coolian2]

feeding the chooks

Throwing up




(Am I getting this right?)

 

[Varitek]

praying to the porcelain god

(yes)

breasts

 

[Axver]

Melons.

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Buttocks.

 

[coolian2]

Arse

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Doing something illegal

 

[Varitek]

edit: damn it!

and i'm stumped, i refuse to google

 

[coolian2]

I should add I can't think of a euphemism for doing something illegal, so good luck.

 

[Varitek]

we are going back to my original just a tad late post, then

Trunk

(baby got back! running off to the powerjuice thread now)

Oral Sex on a Woman

 

[Axver]

Muff diving.

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Nipples.

 

[Varitek]

headlights

Anal Sex

 

[coolian2]

Taking it in the pooper

Penis

 

[Axver]

Schlong

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Pubic hair.

 

[Varitek]

lettuce

Excrement

 

[zuropa_fit]

crap


Making a mistake

 

[Axver]

Making a right fucking hash of it.

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Oral sex on a man.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

blowjob


money

 

[redhotswami]

scrilla


cheap beer

 

[coolian2]

toilet water

alcohol

 

[Axver]

Booze

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Going to the toilet

 

[coolian2]

Slashing outside the off stump

Imbibing heavily in alcohol

 

[redhotswami]

Slashing outside the off stump

wtf???

Imbibing heavily in alcohol

Gettin GAF'd


working

 

[Varitek]

paying the rent

--

losing consciousness due to alcohol consumption

 

[coolian2]

Gettin GAF'd

Filling one's vehicle with petroleum

 

[Varitek]

gassing up? (that seems boring)

--

beer

 

[coolian2]

boozeohol.

Diarrhoea.

 

[Axver]

Arse vomit.

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Physically assaulting somebody.

 

[coolian2]

A hiding

Commuting (wtf?)

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Dammit Ian.

 

[Varitek]

riding the conveyor belt? (i totally made that up)

hangover/hungover

 

[coolian2]

still drunk

wine