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Old 05-11-2005, 09:54 AM   #141
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Old 05-11-2005, 09:55 AM   #142
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:16 PM   #143
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George's Message on Jerry's Answering Machine: Hello, this is George. I've got nothing to say.
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Old 05-12-2005, 08:45 AM   #144
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George: "I just don't like the idea that every time there is a dinner invitation, there's this annoying little chore that goes along with it!"

Jerry: "You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself."
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Old 05-12-2005, 11:20 AM   #146
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A certain somebody likes this:

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Old 05-12-2005, 11:36 AM   #147
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I always use it.

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Old 05-13-2005, 07:45 AM   #148
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Has anyone seen Jerry perform live?

He is coming to the Kennedy Center next month and I was interested but did not want to have huge expectations since it is not the show.
In the mid-80's when he was on the small comedy stage circuit....it was the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA....he was actually squeeezed between a ventriloquist and a magician who, somehow pulled a duck out of his coat....Jerry walked on stage and asked, "Where did all thid duck shit come from???" It was Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-14-2005, 07:43 PM   #149
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Sorry if I missed this pages ago. I just watched the show and have to write...

"Elaine, you gotta have a baaaaaaby"

I leave you with this.
"You are soooooooo good lookin."
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Old 05-26-2005, 04:11 PM   #150
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"This...that...and the other..."
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Old 05-26-2005, 06:34 PM   #151
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"So I went out with a guy, we had dinner, I ordered the lobster, we came back to my apartment, yada yada yada, I never saw him again"
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"yada, yada, yada"

priceless.
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Old 05-26-2005, 06:50 PM   #153
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"But you yada-yada-ed over the best part!"
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Old 05-27-2005, 09:27 AM   #154
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no, I mentioned the lobster
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:45 PM   #155
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just found this so *bump* I miss Seinfeld!

Newman: *sniff sniff* Something's cookin on the griddle...
Jerry: Oh no....Kramer!
*they run up to the roof*
Kramer fried (in butter): Jerry...put a fork in me...I'm done!

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George: And then I remembered....the Pick!
Jerry: The Pick?
George: By the time she came out of the bathroom I was in up to my elbow!

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Elaine to George: You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your Christmas card!!!

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Kramer to Jerry: Oh, this power! Look what I'm doing! I'm dangerous, Jerry! I'm very very dangerous!!!

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Kramer: It's fusilli Jerry!

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George: I think it moved. (upon eating a slice of mango)

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Elaine: It's not: 'Top of the Muffin to ya!'

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The best US comedy.
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"Did you describe yourself to her over the phone?"
"Yes I did."
"What did you say?"
"What do you think I said?"
"I don't know."
"I told her the truth."
"As you see it?"
"Yes, as I see it."
"Did you tell her about your little hat there?"
"What hat?"
"You know, your little hair hat there."

- Jerry and George, in "The Beard"

My fav episode.
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Old 01-06-2007, 08:52 AM   #158
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The one where George had "hair"? That was funny.

Elaine: "Don't you see the irony in a bald woman rejecting you?" George: "No." Elaine: "YOU'RE BALD!".
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She had Man Hands
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"What would she have - hooks?"

"Do hooks make it better, Jerry?"
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