The Report Of My Death Was An Exaggeration

U2Bama · 04-01-2002, 10:46 PM

But I am not back yet; I am busy watching the NCAA championship basketball game tonight (Go Hoosiers! although their rim seems to have been defective in the first half), and I will watch "24" tomorrow night, and I will be at church Wednesday night.

Nonetheless, y'all have carried on some interesting threads in my absence, some of which I will revive. Unfortunately, it seems there has also been some hateful vitriol; that's the way it goes, I suppose.

Until my full return, I thought speedracer might enjoy this:

~U2Alabama

and, P.S., the quote that serves as the topic of this post is from Mark Twain.

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ah u2bama, i didn't know under the guise of a simple southerner lurks a dibolical evil genius. --tomtom

brettig · 04-02-2002, 12:19 AM

haha welcome back bam!

Seems youve been gone so long no-one recognises u

wannabe · 04-02-2002, 12:19 AM

wb Bama, er at least when ya get back!

Angela Harlem · 04-02-2002, 03:30 AM

Hey Bama! You were another absentee I was thinking of the other day.

You best be coming back quick dude, they're dropping like flies 'round 'ere!

**Bonochick** · 04-02-2002, 08:53 AM

Nice to hear from you, Bama! Welcome back...when you get back...

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

zonelistener · 04-02-2002, 12:35 PM

ahhhh,

Great to have THE FYM SAVIOR back!

Seriously - It will be good to have the voice of reason back - see what happens when you go away?

**Sicy** · 04-02-2002, 12:59 PM

Welcome back Bama.

sulawesigirl4 · 04-02-2002, 01:40 PM

Bama, it is SO good to have you back. You have been sorely missed.

z edge · 04-02-2002, 05:52 PM

Weeeeeeelcome back*cough
BAMA
jama

cya
late

foray · 04-02-2002, 07:05 PM

I have missed calling a person bam bam or bamarama.

yarof

speedracer · 04-02-2002, 10:16 PM

Hmm, haven't the US armed forces any clue whether Bert is alive or dead?

U2girl · 04-03-2002, 03:45 AM

"Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged..."

zooropamanda · 04-03-2002, 07:42 AM

BamaRama!!!!!
You big tease!
Come back before we start having Alabammy withdrawals please.

Hi Mrs BamaWifey!

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*I am a cowgirl of funk*

U2Bama · 04-03-2002, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by speedracer:
Hmm, haven't the US armed forces any clue whether Bert is alive or dead?

Afghan leader Hamid Karzai announced on Al Jazeera TV today that they may have Bert in custody, and they will deliver him to U.S. authorities as long as he gets the same media exposure as Taliban John.

~U2Alabama

Gina Marie · 04-03-2002, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by U2Bama:

Afghan leader Hamid Karzai announced on Al Jazeera TV today that they may have Bert in custody, and they will deliver him to U.S. authorities as long as he gets the same media exposure as Taliban John.

But what about Ernie? Hmmm.....

This is why I missed you around here-good to have you back.

U2Bama · 04-03-2002, 10:02 PM

I don't think Ernie and Bert hang out anymore; there was a falling-out at some point.

Gina Marie · 04-03-2002, 10:07 PM

A recent photo of them looking very happy-and what about those reports of Ernie's death-did he really die? Or were those exaggerations?

Btw-I had Bert and Ernie puppets when I was a kid,but I always liked Ernie better.Bert was mean and nasty...

U2Bama · 04-03-2002, 10:11 PM

That is an older picture; look at Bert's unibrow and compare to the one in his recent photo with The Osama. The one in your picture was taken before he started having the unibrow groomed.

Gina Marie · 04-03-2002, 10:15 PM

Gina Marie · 04-03-2002, 10:26 PM

Bama's tattoo?

There are some very 'unusual' pics of Bert and or Ernie, however they are too inappropriate to be posted here.

04-01-2002, 10:46 PM	#1
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 09:52 AM	The Report Of My Death Was An Exaggeration But I am not back yet; I am busy watching the NCAA championship basketball game tonight (Go Hoosiers! although their rim seems to have been defective in the first half), and I will watch "24" tomorrow night, and I will be at church Wednesday night. Nonetheless, y'all have carried on some interesting threads in my absence, some of which I will revive. Unfortunately, it seems there has also been some hateful vitriol; that's the way it goes, I suppose. Until my full return, I thought speedracer might enjoy this: ~U2Alabama and, P.S., the quote that serves as the topic of this post is from Mark Twain. ------------------ ah u2bama, i didn't know under the guise of a simple southerner lurks a dibolical evil genius. --tomtom __________________

04-02-2002, 12:19 AM	#2
brettig New Yorker Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: heehee, ask george Posts: 3,194 Local Time: 09:52 AM	haha welcome back bam! Seems youve been gone so long no-one recognises u __________________

04-03-2002, 10:26 PM	#20
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 09:52 AM	Bama's tattoo? There are some very 'unusual' pics of Bert and or Ernie, however they are too inappropriate to be posted here. __________________

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04-02-2002, 12:19 AM	#3
wannabe War Child Join Date: May 2001 Location: Athens, Ohio Posts: 734 Local Time: 06:52 AM	wb Bama, er at least when ya get back!

04-02-2002, 03:30 AM	#4
Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 01:52 AM	Hey Bama! You were another absentee I was thinking of the other day. You best be coming back quick dude, they're dropping like flies 'round 'ere!

04-02-2002, 08:53 AM	#5
Bonochick Halloweenhead Forum Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cherry Lane Posts: 40,820 Local Time: 10:52 AM	Nice to hear from you, Bama! Welcome back...when you get back... ------------------ "Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose, The doors you open...I just can't close..."

04-02-2002, 12:35 PM	#6
zonelistener ONE love, blood, life Join Date: May 2001 Location: six convenient metro locations Posts: 14,750 Local Time: 09:52 AM	ahhhh, Great to have THE FYM SAVIOR back! Seriously - It will be good to have the voice of reason back - see what happens when you go away?

04-02-2002, 12:59 PM	#7
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,103 Local Time: 07:52 AM	Welcome back Bama.

04-02-2002, 01:40 PM	#8
sulawesigirl4 Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,415 Local Time: 09:52 AM	Bama, it is SO good to have you back. You have been sorely missed.

04-02-2002, 05:52 PM	#9
z edge I serve MacPhisto Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: the HORROR Posts: 4,022 Local Time: 08:52 AM	Weeeeeeelcome back*cough BAMA jama cya late

04-02-2002, 07:05 PM	#10
foray Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: full of sound and fury Posts: 3,386 Local Time: 03:52 AM	I have missed calling a person bam bam or bamarama. yarof

04-02-2002, 10:16 PM	#11
speedracer Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 7,604 Local Time: 10:52 AM	Hmm, haven't the US armed forces any clue whether Bert is alive or dead?

04-03-2002, 03:45 AM	#12
U2girl Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: slovenija Posts: 21,105 Local Time: 04:52 PM	"Get back, get back, get back to where you once belonged..."

04-03-2002, 07:42 AM	#13
zooropamanda Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Smile, you're reading my post Posts: 6,515 Local Time: 12:52 AM	BamaRama!!!!! You big tease! Come back before we start having Alabammy withdrawals please. Hi Mrs BamaWifey! ------------------ I am a cowgirl of funk

04-03-2002, 10:02 PM	#16
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 09:52 AM	I don't think Ernie and Bert hang out anymore; there was a falling-out at some point.

04-03-2002, 10:07 PM	#17
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 09:52 AM	A recent photo of them looking very happy-and what about those reports of Ernie's death-did he really die? Or were those exaggerations? Btw-I had Bert and Ernie puppets when I was a kid,but I always liked Ernie better.Bert was mean and nasty...

04-03-2002, 10:11 PM	#18
U2Bama Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Gulf Coast State of Mine Posts: 3,405 Local Time: 09:52 AM	That is an older picture; look at Bert's unibrow and compare to the one in his recent photo with The Osama. The one in your picture was taken before he started having the unibrow groomed.

04-03-2002, 10:15 PM	#19
Gina Marie Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bruce's land of hope and dreams Posts: 5,404 Local Time: 09:52 AM