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The Cheney-Bush Administration Lexicon:
__________________African-American (Black): a Negro. Air Force: diplomatic instrument for imposing peace. Ally: any country that does what we say and Israel. Ariel Sharon: a) a man of peace; b) an advertisement for Jenny Craig. Axis of evil: the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Organization of Women and the People for the American Way Campaign finance: the system by which politicians are purchased. Campaign finance reform: an attempt to undermine the American democratic system. Congress: Constitutionally mandated body that supports whatever the President does. Constitution: an increasingly obsolete document that undermines national security. Cuba: the world's most oppressive state and a serious threat to America. Cubans: an ethnic minority living in south Florida. Election: tedious window-dressing necessary to wield political power in America. Ethics: a topic discussed by intellectuals and professors. Ethnic minority: Cubans. European Union: anti-American organization of European states. Evidence: any statement or claim made by a member of the administration. Free election: any election that selects officials friendly to America. First Amendment: a Constitutional loophole that encourages treason. Free speech: the fundamental right to agree with the government. Gay: a) a state of being happy; b) an abomination before God; c) anti-American. Hispanic: a) a Mexican; b) people taking over Texas. Intellectual: a traitor. Islam: the religion of ragheads. Israel: a) an annoying ally; b) a Middle Eastern country with fewer ragheads; c) a possible model for America's dealings with the world. Jerry Falwell: a) the chaplain of the Republican Party; b) a liberal balance to John Ashcroft. Liberal: a traitor. Nation building: what Europeans do in a country after America bombs it. National debate: any discussion of foreign policy carried on in the White House or the Pentagon. NATO: a mechanism facilitating American interference in European affairs. OAS: a mechanism facilitating American interference in Latin American affairs. Palestine: a) territory that belongs to Israel; b) a Middle Eastern country with the worst possible ragheads. Patriot Act: legislation designed to insure that America speaks with a single voice, that of the President. Privatization: a mechanism facilitating the transfer of public monies to the business community. Professor: an educated traitor. Progress towards democracy: an attribute of any dictator friendly to America. Protestant Christianity: the true faith and the religion of civilized people. Rogue state: any country that does not do what we say. Saddam Hussein: a) a former ally; b) the anti-Christ. Saudi Arabia: a Middle Eastern country with oil and good ragheads. Second Amendment: a) the Constitutional guarantee of a citizen's right to own personal nuclear weapons; b) a secular humanist assault on Christian America. Strategic Defense Initiative (Star Wars): a) a legacy of St. Reagan; b) a mechanism insuring that Boeing and Lockheed receive their fair share. Third world: everywhere outside the United States. UNESCO: an abortion mill. United Nations: a) a mechanism hindering American efforts for peace around the world; b) a mechanism facilitating American efforts for peace around the world. University: a place where traitors and potential terrorists hang out. Weapons of mass destruction: any weaponry thought to be possessed by Saddam Hussein or any other designated enemy of America. World Health Organization: an abortion mill. Yasser Arafat: the anti-Christ were it not for Saddam Hussein. |
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