YellowKite
War Child
Ok so I work for Nationwide Insurance and one of the things that home office is doing currently is to mail out these Dear Safe Driver letters. They are trolling for new customers - trying to entice people to call in to get a quote, etc. So we got one of these back in the mail today with a letter written back. Below is the EXACT text with spelling errors and grammer choices preserved:
I'm not sure if your aware of this. This blue paper your selling Insurance on is gargol stuff. Have you ever saw blue gargols before. Its' Drakula Raffle. Moffia is what this Color RepresenTs I don't By Blue stuff How many Buisnesses ARE Blue Drakula Moffia
Crazy People Thinks GOD Blue. so is His Angles But "His NOT"
P.S Who sells Drakula Buisnesses
should this person be driving?
I'm not sure if your aware of this. This blue paper your selling Insurance on is gargol stuff. Have you ever saw blue gargols before. Its' Drakula Raffle. Moffia is what this Color RepresenTs I don't By Blue stuff How many Buisnesses ARE Blue Drakula Moffia
Crazy People Thinks GOD Blue. so is His Angles But "His NOT"
P.S Who sells Drakula Buisnesses
should this person be driving?