2012 US Presidential Election Superthread

[Moonlit_Angel]

Originally Posted by cobl04

Lol at this moron

Yep. Because as we all know, 1, being Christian rules above all else, and 2, Christian=honesty. No wolves in sheep's clothing there.

The responses from the right that have been shared in here are highly amusing.

Originally Posted by BVS

There's all kinds of blame and spin going on today. But I've been seeing a lot of, "well the only reason ______ voted for Obama was because he gives you free shit."

So all you Obama supporters, what did he give you?

Sanity, intelligence, the chance to see friends of mine be able to move further towards being with and marrying whom they wish, sanity, the chance to get affordable health care, sanity, equal pay for equal work, the continued ability for me to make decisions about my own body...

...oh, and did I mention sanity?

Originally Posted by bollox

But don't you see? That was always the plan; now Barack Hussein Obama can implement his TRUE agenda!

 

Socialism, bitches!

I love that people seem to think he's just been biding his time these last four years, like some sort of evil villain in a movie or something. If he's got a really dastardly agenda he might want to, y'know, get moving on getting it going at some point, 'cause otherwise it's going to get kind of boring quickly .

Originally Posted by cobl04

Would I be right in saying that the GOP should be extremely concerned?

They should be, absolutely. But judging from the reactions from the right that have been shared here, it seems like that fact's still yet to really dawn on them.

Originally Posted by corianderstem

Now, everybody is jumping on Romney's chain today, getting in his chili.

.... what?

My thoughts exactly.

Is he still popping pills illegally? 'Cause that'd go a long way towards explaining the WTF-ery of that rant of his.

Originally Posted by KhanadaRhodes

exactly. i can't even imagine not being supportive of my child's career decision, much less their sexuality. as long as my child is happy, i'll be happy for them. i can't imagine posting hateful comments on someone's fb page, especially my own flesh and blood's.

whether my kid is gay, straight, or bi, as long as they're happy, that's all that will matter.

This. Pretty simple, really.

Apologies for the multi-quoting, by the way .

[LemonMelon]

Originally Posted by Moonlit_Angel

I love that people seem to think he's just been biding his time these last four years, like some sort of evil villain in a movie or something. If he's got a really dastardly agenda he might want to, y'know, get moving on getting it going at some point, 'cause otherwise it's going to get kind of boring quickly .

To me, Obama is a pretty milquetoast president, like all presidents stifled by partisan bullshit in the House and Senate. When I supported him in 2008, I foolishly assumed his results would mirror his voting record and uh, no, that's not how things work.

With a Republican majority in the House, it's going to be the same crap as always. The checks and balances system is an intentional hindrance, and everyone seems to forget it exists on election night. If the GOP gets any more irrelevant, maybe the population will go all in on one party and we can get some SERIOUS socialism happening up in here.

[Vlad n U 2]

Originally Posted by LemonMelon

If the GOP gets any more irrelevant, maybe the population will go all in on one party and we can get some SERIOUS socialism happening up in here.

The workers will be acquiring the means of production?

[deep]

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Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump

Congrats to @KarlRove on blowing $400 million this cycle. Every race @CrossroadsGPS ran ads in, the Republicans lost. What a waste of money.

[LemonMelon]

Originally Posted by Vlad n U 2

The workers will be acquiring the means of production?

Wut?

No, I mean, like, Europe. London and stuff. Lots of gays holding hands. I'm not allowed to blow smoke in the face of a co-worker while squeezing a dame's ass. You know, socialism.

 

Anyone who thought that Obama was going to implement socialism in America in his first four years was laughably ignorant. If they are still making those claims today, they have been downgraded to YOU ARE A FUCKING IMBECILE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WOW

[Vlad n U 2]

Originally Posted by LemonMelon

Wut?

No, I mean, like, Europe. London and stuff. Lots of gays holding hands. I'm not allowed to blow smoke in the face of a co-worker while squeezing a dame's ass. You know, socialism.

 

Anyone who thought that Obama was going to implement socialism in America in his first four years was laughably ignorant. If they are still making those claims today, they have been downgraded to YOU ARE A FUCKING IMBECILE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WOW

Ohhhhh, that socialism.

[digitize]

Socialism. That's like, making me buy broccoli, right? Broccoli is gross.

It is time for a North American realignment:

[LuckyNumber7]

We like being ass backwards in Florida.

[Vlad n U 2]

Originally Posted by digitize

Socialism. That's like, making me buy broccoli, right? Broccoli is gross.

It is time for a North American realignment:

Broccoli is great. It's olives that I hate.

[LuckyNumber7]

Olives? Code for Arabs? You hate Arabs? We want to blow you up now.

[Axver]

Originally Posted by Vlad n U 2

Broccoli is great. It's olives that I hate.

Never speak to me again, heathen.

[Vlad n U 2]

They taste like yuck.

[cobl04]

So, soooo many lols.

Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) - YouTube

[corianderstem]

Like I'm going to watch 24 minutes and 2 seconds of whatever that is. I'm a busy woman.

I have a lot of pot to smoke and chicks to marry.

[Danny Boy]

I don't believe we have legalized same-sex polygamy just yet.

[corianderstem]

Oh, sorry. I'm not going to marry them all at once. I'm going to marry each one for 72 hours and then get a divorce.

So, you know, I can protect the sanctity of marriage.

[Danny Boy]

Well, you can't get married until Dec. 9, so unless you're founding a charter school, you have plenty of time to watch a video.

[corianderstem]

.....................................


shit.

[tim722]

God bless Obama. I'm still unemployed. I get $1,200 a month in section 8. I get $900 in food stamps. I get $1,300 a month in unemployment benifits for 6 more months. We'll get free healthcare next year. Just wish I lived in Colorado where weed is legal. Now I probably have to sell $200 of my food stamps a month for weed. But it's worth it. I'm gonna go get my free phone next week. What else do we need ? Thanks Obama. I'll never look for a job again! Woohee

[IWasBored]

Originally Posted by corianderstem

Now, everybody is jumping on Romney's chain today, getting in his chili.

.... what?

That and the Santa Claus shit, I have no idea what he's saying. Usually I can't understand him because I don't reside in the same batshit crazy alternate universe, but apparently he's got his own language on top of insane views.


I liked the paragraph where he listed off the minority republicans of note in recent years. It's like the old I'm not racist, I have black friends!