IT'S OFFICIAL #Seeing Things

[Bonochick]

I saw a road sign earlier, and I thought it said "Stoner"...but it said "Stoker".

Then I saw the sign at the market advertising "Porn Steak"...but it really said "Pork Steak".

I like my visions better.

 

[ABEL]

porn steak

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

perversion

 

[ABEL]

wifey

 

[Salome]

64% of the time I read Bonodick instead of Bonochick


but that's about it

 

[Angela Harlem]

this is what screaming undies has been saying all along.

but she is like that.

 

[JessicaAnn]

This one time ...


My sister's boyfriend said he would bring my family some porn from his family's farm in Indiana. Except he didn't say porn ... he said corn.

 

[zoney!]

Indiana porn

 

[nbcrusader]

Yesterday, I saw one of those bumper stickers noting the scholastic achievement of the driver's children (i.e., My child was student of the month).

This particular one said the child "excelled" at this school. I though it read "expelled".

 

[alh77]

There's more than pron in Indiana

 

[zoney!]

YUP...you are from Indiana alright!

There's more than pron in Indiana

What is pron?

 

[ABEL]

pron or pr0n = porn

 

[Aralitia]

How do you pronounce pron - like prone or prawn

i once thought I saw a boy on a horse walking along the footpath but it was jsut a man with his son on his shoulders, everyone laughed, turned out I needed glasses to see things at a distance so I got to blame my bad eyesight.

 

[ABEL]

prawn

not that i'm an expert on the subject

 

[Aralitia]

not that i'm an expert on the subject

Are you sure your not?

 

[ABEL]

 

[zoney!]

pron or pr0n = porn

please explain how pron or pr0n (with a zero) is equal to porn. I am just not seeing it. They are not equal in anyway.

I looked it up in the online websters...and it doen't mention ANYTHING about porn or pornography.

Main Entry: pron
Function: abbreviation
pronoun, pronounced, pronunciation

Am I missing something here?

 

[ABEL]

google it see what comes up

 

[ABEL]

wait, this might help.

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/pron

 

[zoney!]

ABEL....I think ABEL is trying to IM you!

 

[ABEL]

 

[Bonochick]

Hey, I saw signs that were true today because letters had fallen off!!!

A restaurant was advertising "Ho Chicken" (Mr. T ran away!), and an auto place was advertising a great service: "Bras Aligned".

Yeah, there was a space between the "a" and "s" because the "ke" had fallen off...but...it was great!

 

[ABEL]

one time i saw a "Just Brakes" lighted sign down the street from here with the last 3 letters burned out so it read "Just Bra"

 

[Screaming Flower]

this is what screaming undies has been saying all along.

but she is like that.

 

[Angela Harlem]

your angry man's ears are lopsided. allow me to do some essential corrective surgery.

 

[Salome]

 

[~LadyLemon~]

It still makes me giggle when I am in the grocery store and walk past boxes of Stoned Wheat Crackers.