Its Official : I'm cranky, bitchy and snappy today

[the soul waits]

No, I don't

Thank heavens for moms

 

[dandy]

it's too late to call her for help.

 

[the soul waits]

Take-out

 

[dandy]

then i'd have to look respectable to answer the door for the delivery man.

 

[the soul waits]

why?????


I make it an art to look as slothfully as I can while answering doormen

otherwise they flirt

 

[dandy]

that would require changing.








i may have to take matters into my own hands.