IT'S OFFICIAL #433

[Bonochick]

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

[This message has been edited by Bonochick (edited 12-09-2001).]

 

[The Wanderer]

everyone likes pictures of disfigured cats...

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Where'd you get that song anywho?

Who is Stephen Lynch? He should be lynched and hung.

 

[The Wanderer]

he quite frequently appears on the Opie & Anthony radio show (it's syndicated to many cities)

anyway, he sings with an acoustic guitar, and all his songs are jokes, he mocks just about everything including himself, most of his songs are available at WinMX or Audiogalaxy

his best songs are probably "if I were gay... " and "gynecologist"

but most of you probably wouldn't be amused, it's obviously not for everyone, but it's all done in good fun

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

My cat is sticking her tongue out at you right now.

 

[Salome]

that cat has issues though

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[HelloAngel]

Originally posted by The Wanderer:
besides, I love kittens and puppies, I've had pets all my life (though only fish at the moment)

[but of course, it should automatically be deleted at feedback, cause some of us can't take a joke]

Of course I can take a joke, silly. I have a wonderful sense of humour.
If the joke is funny, I will laugh.
A poem/song about killing a pet is not funny to me. So hence, I didnt laugh.
But you do have every right to post any literature you like, so carry on.
I'm sorry I didn't find this one joke of yours funny,
but here's to many funny jokes to come. Cheers!

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No alarms and no surprises, please.

 

[The Wanderer]

hehe

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Salome:
that cat has issues though

How do you know my cat, Salome?

Or rather, should I ask your ball how it knows her?

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There's heat in the sun to see us through the rain

 

[ACROB@T]

[This message has been edited by ACROB@T (edited 12-10-2001).]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Damn that red x disease!!

What were you trying to post ACROB@T? (Please say it was pro-kitty!)

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There's heat in the sun to see us through the rain

 

[ACROB@T]

grrrrrrrr, they are showing fine here

they are very much pro-kittie, thought I'd display them in their natural form..the BC pic is giving them a bad rep in here!



[This message has been edited by ACROB@T (edited 12-09-2001).]

 

[Bonochick]

Damn...

I just thought the pic was kinda funny and cute...I mean, it's obviously an altered image...I thought everybody would get a laugh...

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[Zoo Schabow]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Damn...

I just thought the pic was kinda funny and cute...I mean, it's obviously an altered image...I thought everybody would get a laugh...

I found it hilarious! It proves my theory that all cats are on acid!

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AFLAC!!!!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It was funny, Bonochick!! Cats are freaks sometimes. It was the poem that got everyone all rattled, methinks.

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There's heat in the sun to see us through the rain

 

[zooropamanda]

let it be known that the wanderer adores his sometime pussy cat

that cat looks like David Bowie

 

[Angela Harlem]

Wanderer likes pussy?

um.

 

[zooropamanda]

dont eek angie, u called him sexy remember!

 

[Angela Harlem]

yair, true...but um, you said it...

 

[zooropamanda]

i said pussy cat

duuuhhhhh

miiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaooowwwwwwwwww

 

[The Wanderer]

when the game of life makes you feel like quitting,
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten

mark my words, cause from where I'm sitting,
you can't go wrong if you -- kill a kitten

there's no crime that you'd be committing,
I know the law, you can kill a kitten

and if you need yarn, for that scarf you're knitting
you'll get plenty if you kill a kitten

feed it turpentine
or break its spine
crush it with your shoe
as long as you...
kill a kitten

if the one you love, isn't quite as smitten
she'll like you better, if you kill a kitten

I quote the Bible, cause that's where it's written
if ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten

flush it down the can
hit him with your van
drown him in a lake
bake a kittie cake
throw him at a train
make him snort cocaine
stick some tnt
up his little brain
do what you must do
as long as you -- kill a kitten

killin' kitten isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queezy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead!

kill a kitten
you've got to kill a kitten...
kill a kitten
you've got to kill a kitten...

~lyrics and music by Stephen Lynch

 

[HelloAngel]

Originally posted by The Wanderer:
when the game of life makes you feel like quitting,
it helps a lot if you kill a kitten

mark my words, cause from where I'm sitting,
you can't go wrong if you -- kill a kitten

there's no crime that you'd be committing,
I know the law, you can kill a kitten

and if you need yarn, for that scarf you're knitting
you'll get plenty if you kill a kitten

feed it turpentine
or break its spine
crush it with your shoe
as long as you...
kill a kitten

if the one you love, isn't quite as smitten
she'll like you better, if you kill a kitten

I quote the Bible, cause that's where it's written
if ye loveth Jesus, ye must kill a kitten

flush it down the can
hit him with your van
drown him in a lake
bake a kittie cake
throw him at a train
make him snort cocaine
stick some tnt
up his little brain
do what you must do
as long as you -- kill a kitten

killin' kitten isn't easy
and if the thought makes you feel queezy
grab a pitchfork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead!

kill a kitten
you've got to kill a kitten...
kill a kitten
you've got to kill a kitten...

~lyrics and music by Stephen Lynch

That is truly the most disgusting piece of shit literature I've ever read. God, I hope that gets deleted. For anyone who loves their pet - what a horrible thing to read or post.

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No alarms and no surprises, please.

 

[DrTeeth]

IT IS ONLY A BIT OF FUN!!!

 

[The Wanderer]

oh lighten up, it's a joke song

 

[The Wanderer]

besides, I love kittens and puppies, I've had pets all my life (though only fish at the moment)

[but of course, it should automatically be deleted at feedback, cause some of us can't take a joke]

 

[SicilianGoddess]

Dammit Wanderer come on!!!

P.S. That pic is friggin hilarious.

 

[The Wanderer]

oh c'mon sicy, you know it made you laugh!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Like the picture, hated the song.

 

[SicilianGoddess]

But I love cats!!

No its not funny!

 

[ACROB@T]

I love the pic BC, but as Salome says..he/she has issues