possible U2 influence on new TV show!!!

[Olov]

Can't stop laughing ...
How about that Joshua Tree? Still standing? And Miami?

 

[coolian2]

Wellingtonians have much more class than that.

Yeah. Now dress up in a toga, get pissed and watch Kenya play 14 minute games of rugby.

 

[LMP]

ftmw.

 

[Bonochick]

If you guys wanna crack a few U2 jokes, fine. Let's not be rude to each other though, or this thread will have to be closed.

 

[vaz02]

Guys i know the influence now, fAst cArs And rockstArs.

A is the 1st letter of my fav album of all time ACHTUNG BABY, which u2 made!!111!!.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

dude, bono would so not approve of this thread

can't you think of the starving children?

 

[Irvine511]

dude, bono would so not approve of this thread

does Bono believe in evolution?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

no but he believes in elevation!



















































boom tish

 

[Irvine511]

i don't get it.

oh ... wait ...

oh, now i get it!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

no one saw my yabba dabba deuteronomy joke

i pun 'cause i love

 

[Galeongirl]

Can't stop laughing ...
How about that Joshua Tree? Still standing? And Miami?

the joshua tree died in 2000 and fell over...

 

[Irvine511]

the joshua tree died in 2000 and fell over...

not true.

Bono said they chopped down the Joshua Tree in 1991.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

and bono admitted to chopping it down, for he can not tell a lie. or was that george washington?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Is he the same dude who planted all those apple trees?

 

[LMP]

Is he the same dude who planted all those apple trees?

False, that was Johnny Appleseed:

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

woah... JAS (as the kids are calling him these days ) looks kinda like a homeless dude...

 

[BVS]

Really, that's all you have?

Well thanks for spending the time...

 

[Bonochick]

If you guys wanna crack a few U2 jokes, fine. Let's not be rude to each other though, or this thread will have to be closed.

It's been addressed, so let's please just move on.

 

[LMP]

woah... JAS (as the kids are calling him these days ) looks kinda like a homeless dude...

When you spend all of your money on appleseeds, it's hard to pay the rent, you know?

Of course you know. You're his daughter.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Of course you know. You're his daughter.

This last statement both perplexes me and makes me laugh.

 

[AtomicBono]

When you spend all of your money on appleseeds, it's hard to pay the rent, you know?

Y DOESNT U2 RITE THE SONG ABOUT THE APPLESEEDZS IMO IMO IMO

 

[LMP]

Y DOESNT U2 RITE THE SONG ABOUT THE APPLESEEDZS IMO IMO IMO

That's Chris Martin's job. He has a child named Apple. Get it?

It's funny because it's a fruit and celebrities name their kids crazy names.

No one rags on Bono's Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q though...

 

[corianderstem]

That's because it's easy to ignore all those extraneous names and just call the kid Elijah!

 

[Irvine511]

No one rags on Bono's Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q though...

that's because Bono invented Chris Martin.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

he also invented underpants

zing!

 

[AtomicBono]

That's Chris Martin's job. He has a child named Apple. Get it?

Because Apple makes iPods and U2 has an iPod and Chris Martin is U2!! i get it lololzolzozl1!!11!1!1!!

 

[catlhere]

hay guyz!1! wuts goin on in dis topix?

 

[Irvine511]

Because Apple makes iPods and U2 has an iPod and Chris Martin is U2!! i get it lololzolzozl1!!11!1!1!!

OMG!!!!!

it's true -- Chris Martin wants everything Bono's got. Bono's got Apple in his back pocket ... Chris Martin impregnanted Gwyneth, and out popped an Apple!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

not true.

Bono said they chopped down the Joshua Tree in 1991.

not true.

Bono said that Achtung baby SOUNDED like four men chopping down the Joshua Tree... which doesn't say they actually chopped it down


I'll seriously freak out if Chris Martin is going to sport sunglasses 24/7 in the near future......

 

[Irvine511]

not true.

Bono said that Achtung baby SOUNDED like four men chopping down the Joshua Tree... which doesn't say they actually chopped it down

no. they recorded the sound of them chopping it down. edge did most of the work, while bono fretted about it, larry told them they were doing it wrong, and adam worked on his tan.

they brought what they recorded to Berlin and Eno did some of his echo-y distortion stuff, and that's what you hear at the intro of "Zoo Station."

come on. every U2 fan knows that.