I seem to have the midas touch.

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Johnny Swallow

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Every thread I post in gets closed. The man is tryin' to keep me down, but I ain't gonna take it!!!

Let's see...what shall this thread be about? Hmm....Cheese. Cheese sucks! Down with Cheese! I declare this the anti-cheese thread!
 
perhaps it's the mole that's closing your posts

perhaps the mole is female

could say the same about elvis
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don't mock the cheese Swallow

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it
 
I burnt my mouth on cheese...
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However, my hometown is the Dairy Capital of Michigan's Upper Peninsula (that's what our sign says anyway), so I guess I cannot diss dairy products.

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Trust In God...But Lock Your Doors
 
Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
Salome, I was just testing to see if that was enough to get this one locked down too.
you are knocking at the wrong door, my friend

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Shake it, shake it, shake it
 
Whoever eats blue cheese is a pussy!!!

LOL!

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Make Love!
Not War
 
how does the bear do it
I can't even handle 2 handles


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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it
 
Johnny, you are going to have to be more politically correct, I've been telling you that for years you gun-toting redneck, now put down your rebel and union flags and renounce your citizenship
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I'm from Green Bay and I take offense to these anti-cheese remarks!

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"Look what you did you little JERK!"

"Kevin! You're such a disease!"
 
Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
Every thread I post in gets closed. The man is tryin' to keep me down, but I ain't gonna take it!!!

That's because your threads suck. All they talk about is sex, your muscled shoulders (HA!) and drums. As if...

Well, it's not about the drums at all. It's about the charts! MUSIC CHARTS AND MORE MUSIC CHARTS! Once you learn this, you will never have a thread closed again.
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Originally posted by Bonochick:
I burnt my mouth on cheese...
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Hey, this is a good opportunity to get an answer to a question that's been bothering me for years. Any anatomy students here?

What do you call that little thingy between your upper front teeth that always gets burned by the cheese when you eat pizza?

Surely it deserves a name?
 
Originally posted by doctorwho:
That's because your threads suck. All they talk about is sex, your muscled shoulders (HA!) and drums. As if...

Well, it's not about the drums at all. It's about the charts! MUSIC CHARTS AND MORE MUSIC CHARTS! Once you learn this, you will never have a thread closed again.
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You only wish you had shoulders like mine! Now go and plot some chart positions, Jay-Z's next masterpiece is soon to come out.
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Originally posted by Discoteque:
Watch it. I'm from Wisconsin. America's dairyland!

EAT MORE CHEESE! EAT MORE CHEESE!!!!

Disco the cheesehead
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Where in Wisconsin?


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"Look what you did you little JERK!"

"Kevin! You're such a disease!"
 
What the hell...I love cheese, drums, and sex...hehehe.

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Make Love!
Not War
 
NO, Johnny, I have the midas touch. I am such a pariah that once I respond to a thread it freezes and no one else will touch it so it might as well be closed!

P.S.- I LOVE CHEESE AND WISCONSIN IS A LOVELY STATE!

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oops, sorry- I may have just killed the cheese industry and Wisconsin tourism.
 
i hear you, Johnny. lots of my threads got closed too. in fact, i may be the leading person in those...or at least the threads getting flamed.
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or starting new threads...

cheese, eh? don't like it, except the one on pizzas. it's not like i'm a mouse or something...
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[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 09-15-2001).]
 
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