For a stretch of about a week...

Guy With The Stuff · 10-21-2001, 12:34 AM

For about a week I ran out of batteries for my lengthy walk to school, so I started making parodies of U2 songs. Feel free to bitch a little about "ruining great songs", but not too much, or try to improve the flow of them a bit. If you want to see more let me know. This one only took 10 minutes and I did have a week!

Tide (In the Name of Dove) *It's about soap!

One man come, with a load of whites,
one man come with darks.
One man wash with a full cycle,
One man with econo!

Refrain
In the name of Dove
Clean hands in the name of Dove.
In the name of Dove,
Clean hands in the name of Dove.

One man caught without any clean socks
one man he has soap.
One man wash out the stains of grass,
one man restored with hope!

Refrain

Early morning, just about four,
man winds up at the machine side.
Last load in, your out of cash,
it's a good thing that you used Tide!

Refrain

SkeeK · 10-21-2001, 12:49 AM

Where's Some Lays Are Better Than Others?

~LadyLemon~ · 10-21-2001, 12:53 AM

LOL, Skeek. I demand lyrics to that one!

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travu2 · 10-21-2001, 01:12 AM

LOL! That's some good stuff, Stuff.

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LarryMullen's POPAngel · 10-21-2001, 01:38 AM

hehe

There was a site once where Wake Up Grandpa was listed as a parody, but the link was dead. Must've been hilarious.

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grace · 10-21-2001, 01:56 AM

nice work, GWS!
I'd love to see more of these songs.

This reminds me of U2Fish. Anyone remember that thread from waaay back? (it had song parodies about fish)

Angela Harlem · 10-21-2001, 03:08 AM

lol Grace! and the socks one....

mikal · 10-21-2001, 03:11 AM

It's a beautiful lay!

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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono

Deathbear's Fly Girl · 10-21-2001, 04:35 AM

Some lays are boring, some lays are snoring
Some lays come quicker, other lays are thicker
Some lays take less, but most lays take more
Some slip off your sofa and onto the floor

Some lays you're quick, but most lays you're speedy
Some lays you use more force than is necessary
Some lays just drop in on us
Some lays are better than others

Some lays can tend to be rough
And what you got is not enough
Some lays are better than others

Some lays are slippy, other lays sloppy
Some lays you can't stand the sight of a hooters girl
Your **** is limp but you think you're a sex god
Some lays are better than others

Some lays you wake up with with Mr. Winky complaining
Some crooked lays you wish you were aiming
Some lays are sexy, some lays have a twin
And some lays are hookers that won't let you in

Some lays you you cant stand her voice
Bitching at you at your mother's place
Some lays are better than others

Some lays are honest, some lays are not
Some lays you're thankful for what you've got
Some lays you wake up in a puddle
And some lays you walk out the door

Some lays are work, most lays its like a toy
Some lays you feel like a bit of dirty boy
Lookin' for Wanda and her mother
Some lays are better than others

Some lays you hear a voice
Taking you to another place
Some lays are better than others

Deathbear's Fly Girl · 10-21-2001, 04:36 AM

Ok that had to be the worst thing I've ever posted.

Zoomerang96 · 10-21-2001, 04:45 AM

its ok, beargirl, were one but were not the same.

*is going to start quoting u2 lyrics in with all his posts in honor of sg

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Angela Harlem · 10-21-2001, 04:48 AM

You rawk, flygirl.

[This message has been edited by Angela Harlem (edited 10-21-2001).]

U2girl · 10-21-2001, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grace:

This reminds me of U2Fish. Anyone remember that thread from waaay back? (it had song parodies about fish)

Yes. That was hilarioius! Lemme see:

Salmon(to the tune of Lemon)

Salmon,
she had salmon
but never in the daylight
she had salmon
and she held it so tight

midnight is where the hunt begins
midnight is where the hunt begins

salmon,
she had salmon
but always in the moonlight
she caught salmon
and it's for dinner tonight

woman sees a fish
a moving fish
it dreams of leaving yet it always leaves behind

midnight is when the fish will swim
midnight is when the fish will swim

salmon, she wants selmon tonight
if she can catch it
she'll be cursing all night.

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"Something inside said this could be everything in your life." - Bono

"U2 as a band does things no one else can do. I think that is a very powerful thing." - Larry

"Adam believed in the band before anyone did." - Bono

10-21-2001, 12:34 AM	#1
Guy With The Stuff The Fly Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 83 Local Time: 12:45 AM	For a stretch of about a week... For about a week I ran out of batteries for my lengthy walk to school, so I started making parodies of U2 songs. Feel free to bitch a little about "ruining great songs", but not too much, or try to improve the flow of them a bit. If you want to see more let me know. This one only took 10 minutes and I did have a week! Tide (In the Name of Dove) *It's about soap! One man come, with a load of whites, one man come with darks. One man wash with a full cycle, One man with econo! Refrain In the name of Dove Clean hands in the name of Dove. In the name of Dove, Clean hands in the name of Dove. One man caught without any clean socks one man he has soap. One man wash out the stains of grass, one man restored with hope! Refrain Early morning, just about four, man winds up at the machine side. Last load in, your out of cash, it's a good thing that you used Tide! Refrain __________________

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SkeeK The Original Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hamilton, ON Posts: 4,163 Local Time: 12:45 AM	Where's Some Lays Are Better Than Others? __________________

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LarryMullen's POPAngel Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down... Posts: 53,698 Local Time: 12:45 AM	hehe There was a site once where Wake Up Grandpa was listed as a parody, but the link was dead. Must've been hilarious. ------------------ Proud Owner of Larry's Stick!!! Bubble poppin' sugar droppin' rock and roll *~April~* (AIM-POPLemonGirl)

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grace The Fly Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: mass. us Posts: 138 Local Time: 05:45 AM	nice work, GWS! I'd love to see more of these songs. This reminds me of U2Fish. Anyone remember that thread from waaay back? (it had song parodies about fish)

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Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 04:45 PM	lol Grace! and the socks one....

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mikal Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Black Lodge Posts: 25,842 Local Time: 11:45 PM	It's a beautiful lay! ------------------ "I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono

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Deathbear's Fly Girl h o l y d u n c s p a c e j u n k Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: deathbear's cave Posts: 1,692 Local Time: 10:45 PM	Some lays are boring, some lays are snoring Some lays come quicker, other lays are thicker Some lays take less, but most lays take more Some slip off your sofa and onto the floor Some lays you're quick, but most lays you're speedy Some lays you use more force than is necessary Some lays just drop in on us Some lays are better than others Some lays can tend to be rough And what you got is not enough Some lays are better than others Some lays are slippy, other lays sloppy Some lays you can't stand the sight of a hooters girl Your **** is limp but you think you're a sex god Some lays are better than others Some lays you wake up with with Mr. Winky complaining Some crooked lays you wish you were aiming Some lays are sexy, some lays have a twin And some lays are hookers that won't let you in Some lays you you cant stand her voice Bitching at you at your mother's place Some lays are better than others Some lays are honest, some lays are not Some lays you're thankful for what you've got Some lays you wake up in a puddle And some lays you walk out the door Some lays are work, most lays its like a toy Some lays you feel like a bit of dirty boy Lookin' for Wanda and her mother Some lays are better than others Some lays you hear a voice Taking you to another place Some lays are better than others

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Deathbear's Fly Girl h o l y d u n c s p a c e j u n k Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: deathbear's cave Posts: 1,692 Local Time: 10:45 PM	Ok that had to be the worst thing I've ever posted.

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Zoomerang96 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: canada Posts: 13,462 Local Time: 12:45 AM	its ok, beargirl, were one but were not the same. *is going to start quoting u2 lyrics in with all his posts in honor of sg ------------------ -death bear

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Angela Harlem Jesus Online Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: a glass castle Posts: 30,163 Local Time: 04:45 PM	You rawk, flygirl. [This message has been edited by Angela Harlem (edited 10-21-2001).]