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Old 10-20-2001, 04:14 PM   #1
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Best Pickup Lines

I want to hear em! Be creative people!

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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
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Old 10-20-2001, 04:17 PM   #2
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"Are you an angel?"

(NOTE: Works best if you're a nine-year-old slave of a Toydarian junk dealer living on a desert planet controlled by the Hutts.)

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yes please give the guys in Louisiana some tips.
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Old 10-20-2001, 04:20 PM   #4
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With my luck lately, I should start out by, "Are you single?"

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What would work on me in a heartbeat:

"Hi, I'm the drummer for the band U2."




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Old 10-20-2001, 04:26 PM   #6
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What would work on me in a heartbeat:

"Hi, I'm the drummer for the band U2."




Until you turn around and see a 400 pound sweaty guy with no teeth.

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Old 10-20-2001, 04:30 PM   #7
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"Hi, do you sleep on your stomach? Cuz Id sure like to."


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Old 10-20-2001, 04:32 PM   #8
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Until you turn around and see a 400 pound sweaty guy with no teeth.



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Old 10-20-2001, 04:33 PM   #9
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"Hi, do you sleep on your stomach? Cuz Id sure like to."


LMAO
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!

And that's coming from a high school kid! They're learning young these!

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Old 10-20-2001, 04:36 PM   #10
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Then there's my U2 one:

"Excuse me! May I climb your highest mountains?"

That one will get you slapped!

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Boys will be boys.



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Old 10-20-2001, 05:59 PM   #12
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"Hello. My name is George Costanza, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

That's the best one I've ever heard!
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Old 10-20-2001, 06:14 PM   #13
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The best one I've personally recieved was from a friend's older brother. He asked me if I was german, and I said--yeah, a little.
So then he asked--so...would you like a little more in you???

I personally like the old---I think you should slip into something more comfortable...like me.

Or--fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name"----" (something very oddball).

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You know what would look good on you? ME!

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Dont say a word, just lick your eyebrows.

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I like "Do you want to go outside and make out?" or "You can't tell by looking at me but I can run really fast."

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A friend of mine used to have "Do you wanna have sex with me?" as a pickup line. Nine out of ten times he got kicked in the balls, but one out of ten.... WOOHOOO!!
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"Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world !"

Lick finger, touch your shirt then touch his or her shirt and then say :"Let's get out of these wet clothes already !"

"Hi, I'm milk, and I'll do your body good."

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "if you have the energy?"

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

Can I have my heart back now please..

Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you!

Could I take your picture, So that I can look at the girl of my dreams more than once, Or will you go out with me tonight?

If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

Excuse me, but I can't stop to notice, how much you have been noticing me noticing you!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Quick call 999 (or 911 for the USA), you just stole my heart!

Point to the Sky and say Excuse me, you must be lost, heaven is that way!

Is there a Rainbow? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

If you walk away now, I'll die with a broken heart.

You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan

Hi, I would just like you to know how great it is to meet a potential Miss World!

I don't love you, but I could!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Excuse me, I have spent all evening looking for a sexy girl, could I have your phone number so I can call her?

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.

Your dad must have been a king for a day, to have a princess like you!

Give a rose to someone and say "I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are".

Can beaUty be spelt without U in in?

If water were beauty you'd be an ocean.

God must have cried when you left heaven!

Fancy a shag?

Is that your perfume or the smell of passion?

You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

You know what they say about beauty...it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe!

Do you know me? No! I would like to change that!

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Its women like you who stop me from becoming a monk!

Somebody had better call God, 'coz he's missing an angel!

Are we dead? WHY? Because I thought angels only lived in heaven.

I'm not going to kiss you, otherwise I will get tooth decay, you are much too sweet!

You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you.

I found this rose and figured it had to belong to someone as beautiful as you.

God you're not just beautiful, but your clever as well...

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Have you entered a beauty contest and they have said, 'Sorry no proffessionals'?

I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

My name is ..., But you can call me anything you like. Just call me.

I would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together.

You know, you could look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Will you be my teddy bear tonight, i left mine at home

I didn't belive in angels until I meet you!

What can I do to make you mine?

I didn't know angels flew so low.

Somebody call the cops 'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

You're what God was thinking of when He said, "Let there be woman".

Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

You are the reason men fall in love.

(Give eleven roses) When you hold them, it makes the dozen.

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None of the above are mine, and none I have ever used so don't even go there!!!!
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