ABOY, And something I do to amuse myself...

[Aardvark747]

Between when Bono sings, "Some people get squashed"........and "crossing the tracks", I find myself making a childish, 'farting' noise, which sounds like when someone gets squashed in a cartoon or something?!

In fact, if your familiar with Monty Python, then it's the sound at the end of the credits of their tv series, when the foot squashes the name of the show!


Am I mad, or childish at heart or what?! It kind of spoils the song for me! Even if I dont do it out loud, I still do it in my head!

Treat this as a message of warning....If you have childish tendancies, like I obviously do, then just concentrate very hard when playing the song! I dont want the enjoyment to be spoiled for you too

 

[silenus]

You should make remix of it...
Dude, I'm starting to like you..wich is very scarry

 

[Aardvark747]

All Because Of You - Temple Fart Mix

 

[silenus]

or
All Because Of You - The AardFart Mix
(including samples)

 

[Aardvark747]

I like it!
I wonder what the B-Side would be?!

 

[silenus]

Fartigo ?

 

[Aardvark747]

 

[Axver]

I feel as if this thread is about to inspire some very immature humour in me ...

 

[Aardvark747]

Go on Axver...let it all out!!

 

[Axver]

Go on Axver...let it all out!!

Going to be a bad influence on me now, huh? Well ... alright!

How To Release An Atomic Fart

1. Fartigo
2. Miracle Fart
3. Sometimes You Can't Fart On Your Own
4. Love And Peace Or Farts
5. City Of Blinding Farts
6. All Because Of Farts
7. A Fart And A Woman
8. Farts On Your Table
9. One Fart Closer
10. Original Of The Farts
11. I have a bit of an objection to applying this humour to Yahweh
12. Fart Cars

You'll need Mercy after that.

 

[Aardvark747]

Very good Axver. Do you feel better for (no pun intended) letting them out?
I would make 1 change however....Track 12:- Fast Farts?

 

[silenus]

And
"Are You Gonna Fart Forever"
(quote: It's kind of a grower")

 

[Aardvark747]

lol!

 

[Axver]

Very good Axver. Do you feel better for (no pun intended) letting them out?
I would make 1 change however....Track 12:- Fast Farts?

I actually can't believe I posted that. Uh. Yeah, anyway.

The reason I chose Fart Cars over Fast Farts is not because Fart Cars is even close to being as funny, but because 'r' and 's' are right beside each other in the alphabet. I ... found that interesting. I'm definitely cuckoo.

 

[thrillme]

*sends whoopie cushions to Aardvark and Axver*

Hours of fun!

 

[ahmedadam]

I am laughing to much myself. I am liking the Original of the Farts and am hear the line not as be "every where you go you shout it, you don;t have to be shy about it" but as "every where you go you fart it, you don;t have to be shy about it". When i think about this i am laughing to hard!

 

[Aardvark747]

Now come on ahmedadam...that's just silly now..

 

[silenus]

Indeed...we gotta keep this thread serious

 

[bono_man2002]

oh i love these threads!
I that was fun back in that thread on bono's cooking show.

Yahweh can be Poowhey!


i like the sound of my own farts
i didnt give anyone else the choice
i guess i shouldnt have eaten that tor-toise
Racing to the toliet again

some people get killed
because of the smell

i think i should stop there..i'll be here all night!

 

[Aardvark747]

Lovely stuff Bono_man!

 

[ahmedadam]

You are to funnt peoples!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

Some Farts are dry
some farts are stinky
Some Farts smell worse than Others...

and i'm officaly STOPING at that!

 

[Aardvark747]

And from the same album....."It was a Dirty fart....a Dirty fart"


Right this HAS to stop now!!

 

[bono_man2002]

You just cant stop!
its evil...Evil i tells ya!

 

[silenus]

I was just listening to red rocks before the white flag swining:
"Hold it up...now let it fly...sing no more..."

And not to mention all those "whoo-whoo's"...how sure can we be these were vocals?

 

[Aardvark747]

Just to update ppl....I no longer have this problem.

Thankyou and goodbye!