Zoomerang96

[Lilly]

tell it all, man, tell it all.



WHERE IS TED CONNORS?!!!


why do you eat stones?



WHAT'S HAPPENING (other than you)???????

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Zoomerang.

More like

BOOmerang.

...

...

I have nothing.

 

[lmjhitman]

HELLO?????

we're WAITING.

 

[Zoots]

OMFG!!!111 WHERE'S ZOOMERANG???COLDPLAY ROXXXX ZOOMER???

 

[Zoomerang96]

tell it all, man, tell it all.



WHERE IS TED CONNORS?!!!


why do you eat stones?



WHAT'S HAPPENING (other than you)???????

when i stopped working for the newspaper half a year ago, so did ted connors. he retired, apparently.

i like ROLLING my STONES in BROWN SUGAR before i eat them.

-deathcu70

 

[Zoomerang96]

Zoomerang.

More like

BOOmerang.

...

...

I have nothing.

you used that exact same post only a minute ago in a different thread.

have you no shame?

 

[Lilly]

cu7o,

don't encourage.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

have you no shame?

People ask me that a lot in interviews.

Surprisingly, employers rate my shame deficiency trait as my most redeeming quality.

Personally, I don't know how to take that.

Usually... I take it straight to the BANK.


!YEAH!

Yes, my cup runneth over in sucktitude tonight.

 

[Basstrap]

lilly....oh lilly
my one and only

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i don't like the who. yes! i admitted it!! there is one song of theirs that is all right...and i can't remember the name anymore, but i'd know it if i heard it.

but they suck!! [/moves to zc]

 

[Calluna]

I like this one from the related threads at the bottom of the page:

I'm doing a power ranking of Zoomerang96, and you will have no choice but to accept my decision as final and binding.

After long and careful observation of the poster known as Zoomerang96 (including placing hidden cameras in every part of the house where he currently pretends to live), I have made detailed notes about his life, habits and posting strengths/weaknesses.

I then spent many days meditating and reflecting on the notes I had made, then then ate them (the notes).

My power ranking of Zoomerang96 is as follows:

54.9499358711%

Carefully calibrated to be just high enough to not insult, and just low enough to cause fatal internal doubts in the recipient.

Overview of Zoomerang96:

- signs of delusional grandeur
- extremely poor grammar and spelling
- signs of sexual dominance
- may be squatting in an abandoned house, where are owners?
- how does he sleep?

HOW DO YOU SLEEP
HOW DO YOU SLEEP WITH THAT NIKE LOGO TATOOED TO YOUR HEAD????

- long history of scatalogical humour, very amusing
-

good luck, and goodnight.

 

[JessicaAnn]

"So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here"

~Biff

 

[elevation2u]

"....make like a tree and leave?"...perhaps

 

[Muggsy]

I don't get zoomerang threads....
I don't get cujo threads....

I just don't know what they're talking about :uh:

 

[Calluna]

There is nothing to get....

 

[Zoots]

I don't get zoomerang threads....
I don't get cujo threads....

I just don't know what they're talking about :uh:

Frankly, I don't think you're missing much. So don't feel bad.

 

[Muggsy]

Frankly, I don't think you're missing much. So don't feel bad.

.... I hope so... cuz everytime I read one of their threads I'm like what the f**** are they talking about?????

 

[Basstrap]

There is nothing to get....

well..there is the CLAP

 

[cujo]

Good point BossTrap.

Applause seems to follow me wherever I go.

Strangely only when I'm leaving.

A QUANDARY!

 

[elevation2u]

yada yada yada

i am weird too, look :

I RULE THIS THREAD
YOU MIGHT DEPSISE ME
BUT YET YOU WORSHIP ME
RUN ALONG WITH THE SINGING COWS

 

[lmjhitman]

I don't get zoomerang threads....
I don't get cujo threads....

I just don't know what they're talking about :uh:

they're just the tip of the iceberg...

just the TIP!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

yada yada yada

i am weird too, look :

I RULE THIS THREAD
YOU MIGHT DEPSISE ME
BUT YET YOU WORSHIP ME
RUN ALONG WITH THE SINGING COWS

you have a small dick

 

[cujo]

you have a small dick

What kind of institution can function without one?

Eh.

EH?

 

[Basstrap]

You're crazy, cujo....but you just might be brilliant

 

[elevation2u]

sorry to disappoint you




but i'm a GIRL so i guess you and I are of the same sex

 

[Basstrap]

sorry...you have a small vagina

 

[elevation2u]

i heard you do too

 

[Zoomerang96]

yada yada yada

i am weird too, look :

I RULE THIS THREAD
YOU MIGHT DEPSISE ME
BUT YET YOU WORSHIP ME
RUN ALONG WITH THE SINGING COWS

you think it's as easy as that?

i've my honoury masters in posting, after spending 9 years at Yale.

you have no idea - none.

i am so much more than anything you could ever con7ure up in your mind.

i am the everything that nothing begs to become.

there there.

 

[MrBrau1]

J

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh how i long for the day when i'll be able to type that like the rest of my peers.

in the meantime, i'll have to settle for so much less.