The Birds and the Bees

[Johnny Swallow]

SO, we all know what sex is. But will someone tell me what the heck is the 'birds and the bees' is! I've heard this all my life and never been told what the actual story is. So someone give me the dirt.

 

[brettig]

'The Birds are singing and the Bees are trying to have sex with them...as is my understanding' -Bart Simpson

 

[Bonochick]

The birds' peckers want the bees' honey.

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"But you take what you can get,
Cuz it's all that you can find,
But you know there's something more,
Tonight, tonight, tonight...

 

[Hewson]

You certainly couldn't have expected any straight answers.
But the way my parakeet goes at it with his plastic penguin friend, I'd say he knows about the birds and the bees!

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The joker is the best card.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
The birds' peckers want the bees' honey.

I think we have a winner.

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The more you take the less you feel
The less you know the more you believe
The more you have the more it takes today

~*April*~
(AIM-POPLemonGirl)

*~The Official POP_Whore of Interference~*

 

[Bonochick]

Check out this link:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_229a.html



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"But you take what you can get,
Cuz it's all that you can find,
But you know there's something more,
Tonight, tonight, tonight...