St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread

[LemonMelon]

Did I mention that WWE Studios made this movie and that there are professional wrestlers all over the place?

 

[bono_212]

This was just discovered info. I'm reeling.

 

[bono_212]

Surely this should be a bad parody of Canadians.

I think she's a Canadian trying really hard to be from Jersey.

 

[bono_212]

Ok, I love that every day there are more Christmas decorations in the yard. Just so you don't forget.

 

[LemonMelon]

The villain is named Manucci. Just Manucci. We don't really know anything about him other than he's the bad guy.

 

[LemonMelon]

The nerd of this movie broke his hand doing a high five.

 

[LemonMelon]

Manucci has the mic up his nose. I can hear his sniffing louder than the dialogue. Bad dialogue.

 

[LemonMelon]

The 30 year old Hispanic girl's 40 year old white father has been shot.

 

[bono_212]

And her fiance has been kidnapped by the mob. What a lousy day.

 

[bono_212]

'manucci got James!'
'oh snap.'

 

[LemonMelon]

No one moves a gazebo once it's been built.

Words to live by.

 

[bono_212]

'nobody moves a gazebo once it's been built.'

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh great, they used the boyfriend's nerd app and it saved the day. Such great foreshadowing.

 

[LemonMelon]

The cake gets shot and we discover how cheap Jersey weddings can be: the cake was actually a series of empty boxes.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey, ex boyfriend is about to save the day. I was getting concerned.

 

[bono_212]

This man just jumped from three stories onto the bad guy and he's just fine. No broken anything.

 

[LemonMelon]

"She's good."

"She's really good."

"She's the belle."

Too bad her nickname is the tornado.

 

[LemonMelon]

Sad wrapup over Dawson's Creek music.

 

[bono_212]

He NAME is Belle though.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hahaha she ends up with the ex for no reason. I called this 20 minutes ago.

She jumps on top of his car and into his arms.

 

[kiwilad]

This all sounds terribly festive

 

[LemonMelon]

The white trash family buys a couple of Harleys and rides off into the sunset.

The end.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wait, it's not over yet. The cast is on stage in a club stripping and doing the worm.

What the fuck

 

[LemonMelon]

What a pile of crap.

Good pick.

 

[Axver]

No one moves a gazebo once it's been built.

Words to live by.

'nobody moves a gazebo once it's been built.'

 

[kiwilad]

[emoji38]

These are the type of slogans Bono needs to include on his next rawk song

 

[LemonMelon]

This all sounds terribly festive

It felt like a generic comedy pilot about a bounty hunter family. Then they realized it would be easier to just throw some Christmas shit into it and get on ABC Family.

 

[kiwilad]

Sausage Party 2 needs to be set at Christmas dinner

 

[bono_212]

My phone died, damn it!

 

[Axver]

These are the type of slogans Bono needs to include on his next rawk song

It's an improvement on refu-jesus or you! are! rock and roll!