Shuttlecock! Part XVIII - Like the top of an airborne birdie's head

[corianderstem]

My favorite is Homer's final "Mono ..... d'oh!"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

My favorite is Homer's final "Mono ..... d'oh!"

that and when they're driving home over the pot-holes on Main Street: Monrail! Monorail! Monorail!

 

[impy13]

The President has sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map:

Obama pitches $13B high-speed rail plan linking Pittsburgh with East Coast - Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

A solar eclipse... The cosmic ballet continues...


Does anyone else wanna switch seats?

 

[impy13]

I spent my night hitting on and getting a kiss from a cougar who is friends with Will Arnett and Amy Poehler. I win.

 

[lazarus]

You could only manage a kiss from a cougar? Christ, those women are desperate. You should be slamming that into a Motel 6 headboard right now.

 

[impy13]

It's a long story. She was awesome and a blast to talk to and be around, but she was freshly married with a new daughter. Quite happy in life, and one of the hottest women I've seen in a while to boot. Her friends, on the other hand, were a little more receptive.

 

[Dalton]

It's a long story. She was awesome and a blast to talk to and be around, but she was freshly married with a new daughter. Quite happy in life, and one of the hottest women I've seen in a while to boot. Her friends, on the other hand, were a little more receptive.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that she is not.

 

[Dalton]

You want to know what I miss the most about the 80's? The original songs on soundtracks:

YouTube - Revenge of the Nerds

 

[lazarus]

The Guardian just put up a little travelogue of my neighborhood:

An indie guide to the other side of Los Angeles | Travel | The Guardian

Left out a few notable spots, but it's still a pretty good summation of the Eastside.

 

[impy13]

You want to know what I miss the most about the 80's? The original songs on soundtracks:

Not 80s, but it has to be said:


Ohhhhhhhhh shit

 

[corianderstem]

Huh. One of my college friends is auditioning for the Spiderman musical.

 

[Dalton]

Last night I was at a buddy's house and we were playing on the trampoline (not a metaphor for Lance's mom), some asshole (probably me) had the bright idea to play the Crack the Egg game. Long and short of it, I ended up landing on my head so hard my wife heard something pop from down on the ground. Now I'm in a shit load of pain today.

 

[phillyfan26]

How old are you?

 

[Dalton]

Old enough not to be on a fucking trampoline.

 

[Dalton]

Too be fair, we were playing with his kids.

 

[Dalton]

I'm a little disappointed I haven't gotten more love for my Interference Survey. Brilliant? Probably not. Lulz? Indeed.

 

[lazarus]

Huh. One of my college friends is auditioning for the Spiderman musical.

You're not going to try out for Mary Jane?

 

[lazarus]

I'm a little disappointed I haven't gotten more love for my Interference Survey. Brilliant? Probably not. Lulz? Indeed.

I like how some people are taking your answers seriously.

 

[Dalton]

That's my favorite part of the interference experience.

 

[corianderstem]

You're not going to try out for Mary Jane?

Not so much, no.

 

[Dalton]

I've just decided to begin wearing denim shirts again.

 

[impy13]

They'll compliment your jorts nicely.

 

[Dalton]

They're great for plane rides.

 

[phillyfan26]

The debate about In Rainbows in WTAHAN is postively mind-numbing.

God damn it, why can't people accept In Rainbows as a fucking masterpiece and be done with it? It's a beautiful, laid back album that sounds so natural I can barely stand it.

 

[Dalton]

That whole forum is a mystery to me.

Dalton: Hello BonoVoxSuperstar

BVS: He IS a superstar. You're ignorant for not thinking so.

Dalton: What? I just wanted to say hello.

BVS: Hello, hello I'm in a place called vertigo is not the sound of a band selling it out. Why in the hell do you say that. It perfectly sets the mood for the experience that is HTDAAB.

Dalton: Ok ....

BVS: Jesus Christ, I can't stand you people. NLOTH is WAY more than OK. It's a fucking masterpiece and all you can do is harp upon record sales?

 

[phillyfan26]

That's pretty weak. You could do a lot better.

 

[phillyfan26]

First, you forgot that classic smileys and that 65% of the posts end with "..." Also, you need to have a creepy memory of the things about a person you dislike, so you can bring them up in every argument, even if it doesn't make sense. Or you can mock screen names if you don't have an idea yet. Or both. For example, he might have said something like, "I guess it makes sense coming from the guy who likes Road House..."

 

[Dalton]

You think it's easy to jump into the mind of someone who is batshit crazy? That's the best you get on short notice.

 

[phillyfan26]

The grudge-holding is key. It's hard to get past missing that.