trevster2k
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Wow, this is an old thread too.
morning wood
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carrieluvv
Refugee
i never use it.....i used to
its sad when the marriage flame doesnt include morning sex anymore....cuz thats the stuff of nice stuff
its sad when the marriage flame doesnt include morning sex anymore....cuz thats the stuff of nice stuff
LoveTown
Refugee
morning wood is something I never get the pleasure of experiencing with an oh so special guy. I hate being single 
Got Philk?
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Morning wood...I tried to stay on the outside looking in, but you got me.
Sometimes it sucks though when you wake up and really gotta piss. One hand on the wall, lean forward a bit, and guide with the other hand.
Sometimes it sucks though when you wake up and really gotta piss. One hand on the wall, lean forward a bit, and guide with the other hand.
Evalicious
Refugee
poor men!
i had no idea their life was so difficult
i had no idea their life was so difficult
Doozer61
Blue Crack Addict
i missed this thread the first time around!
JessicaAnn
ONE love, blood, life
Evalicious said:
Life can he hard sometimes.
Mr. BAW
ONE love, blood, life
Basstrap said:
BAW said its hard to take...
trevster2k
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JessicaAnn said:
JessicaAnn said:
so can mister winkie
Doozer61
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cute name for your banana, headache! 
BAW
The Flower
Redneck song writin' at its finest
Moooooooorning Woood
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!
Well I get up in the mornin and I’m feelin good
Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
Kids run in and ruin my day
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
Almost knocked over tryin to avoid the seat
I raised up and still the same
So on the wall I wrote my name
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away she’s not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It won’t go down and I don’t know why
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
Well I got to go to work and theres still no change
I’m thinking by now theres something strange
Still feels good and it really don’t hurt
So all I do is un-tuck my shirt
Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
He’s a man who really loves his morning woooood
YeeeeeHaaaa!!
LarryMullen's POPAngel
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Doozer61 said:cute name for your banana, headache!
he's pretty happyHeadache in a Suitcase said:
SkeeK
The Original, Rock n' Roll Doggie, VIP PASS
i'm weird and boring
deep
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Thu Apr 21,11:13 AM ET
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.
"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.
"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."
A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.
The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.
Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.
The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.
It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.
"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Chinese men have no reason to feel inferior about the size of their penises, according to a Hong Kong study which showed local men measured up to others elsewhere in the world below the belt.
"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.
"There has always been the myth that westerners have bigger penises and their (sexual) ability is better."
A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.
The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.
Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.
The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.
It found that a man's height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.
"It seems that as someone gets older and fatter, his blood vessels change, so the penile size is not static. It may be a reflection of the condition of the person's blood vessels," Chan said, adding that this could spur yet another study.
on south park this week jimmy got his first boner 
and yea... that study kinda sucks for the fillipinos
and yea... that study kinda sucks for the fillipinos
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MissVelvetDress_75
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what an interesting study.
JessicaAnn
ONE love, blood, life
I can't believe this thread keeps popping up.
BAW
The Flower
whoever started this thread is obviously a prick...
Doozer61
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i sit between two Filippinos now
Doozer61 said:
deep
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Headache in a Suitcase said:
hate to disagree
but, I think they would have had a better outcome.
Cassis
Refugee
hee hee
Cassis
Refugee
sissy
DaveC
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Headache in a Suitcase said:
Poor Jick.
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