morning wood

[DaveC]

they do.

it's just farting, sweating, and pooping that they don't do.

 

[AvsGirl41]

i was unaware girls did such things.

All the time.

But you have to make me laugh really hard.

Or maybe just buy me alot of Dr. Pepper.

 

[Zoomerang96]

and by all the time you mean...24/7?

 

[DaveC]

it's a constant flood.

i know.

i've seen the pictures on the website.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

Can't believe someone made a thread about this but I hate morning wood. It's annoying.

 

[DaveC]

it's certainly annoying if you fall asleep on the couch and wake up with it and roll over only to see that your mom is on the chair on the other side of the room watching TV and you need to get up to piss really bad but you can't cause your mom is there and she'd get an eyeful of boner.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

it's certainly annoying if you fall asleep on the couch and wake up with it and roll over only to see that your mom is on the chair on the other side of the room watching TV and you need to get up to piss really bad but you can't cause your mom is there and she'd get an eyeful of boner.

That's one of the reasons why I think it's annoying. I'm always afraid someone is going to catch me with my tent up. Specially my mom.

 

[deep]

ah come on boys,


wake up

make your mommies proud of you.

 

[AvsGirl41]

and by all the time you mean...24/7?

Of course not.

Only on Wednesday nights and Monday afternoons.

 

[kennerado]

This thread is crazy

 

[Sicy]

I'm always afraid someone is going to catch me with my tent up. Specially my mom.

omg... I always thought you were a girl

 

[kennerado]

The truth hurts!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[DaveC]

!!! that's awesome!!

 

[kennerado]

don't you love google image search?

 

[Basstrap]

I love you kenny

 

[Diemen]

ah come on boys,


wake up

make your mommies proud of you.

I nearly spit beer all over the monitor at that one.

 

[Zoomerang96]

beer?

 

[DaveC]

beer

of course i am not underage.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

omg... I always thought you were a girl

Oh my God this never ends!

I posted at a thread on Zoo Confessionals a few days ago about this!

http://forum.interference.com/t98833.html

 

[Sicy]

Damn I missed that thread!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Why, hello, boys...

 

[isabelle_guns]

I love the morning wood

 

[DaveC]

I just reread this thread.

 

[If you shout...]

Semi-off-topic...

The greatest episode of Beavis and Butthead to ever be produced...? I gotta' go with the "Morning Wood" one. Jesus Christ...I will never forget laughing my fucking ass off when I saw that for the first time. Must have been like ten years ago. How the time does fly...!

 

[DaveC]

Apparently a real cabin rental place.

 

[Zoots]

mmmm... mmmorning wood.

 

[trevster2k]

"Viewer discretion is advised" should become a sub forum. or in this case "Stories for Boys"

Hey, don't the knock the wood, it is nature's reminder that hey, you still got it even if you don't use it. One day you'll be reminiscing about how you messed up the bathroom and blamed it on the dog. Of course, by then you will be very familiar with the words viagra, levitra and cialis or the phrase "it happens to everybody" because "Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your Own" and no wants to be looking down thinking "Wake Up Dead Man".

disclaimer: Not that I need any thrill pills myself

 

[Zoomerang96]

what a great, great thread.

i love you dr. zeus!!!

 

[trevster2k]

This is a great thread.