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Old 04-07-2006, 01:37 PM   #1
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If you had control of the US for one day, what would you do?

I can answer that in one word: Annexcanada.
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:44 PM   #2
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Listen to Bono about third world debt and order some Domino's with him.
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I totally expected to see you destroy the cable companies, but Domino's is good too.
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:52 PM   #4
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I would have Bono join me on Air Force One for a trip to an undisclosed place to discuss "foreign policies."
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I'd fight for the creation of Taco Tuesday nationwide.
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Old 04-07-2006, 01:57 PM   #6
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I'd fight for the creation of Taco Tuesday nationwide.
My hope in the American future has been renewed. Thank you BC, and I, Supreme Chancellor Overlord of the State of Canada, would totally support you in your noble endeavor. Together we will crush Two 4 Tuesdays and replace it with Tacos. ALL HAIL!
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Old 04-07-2006, 02:21 PM   #7
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Lower the drinking age
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Make the speed limits equal to that on the Autoban.
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I totally expected to see you destroy the cable companies,
well that's a given
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I would so get banned from this site if I said what I would really do



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Old 04-07-2006, 02:51 PM   #11
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I'm with you, GG! Hell, between the two of us we could clean things up but good. I'm better off keeping quiet!
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Old 04-07-2006, 02:52 PM   #12
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:06 PM   #13
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I'm with you, GG! Hell, between the two of us we could clean things up but good. I'm better off keeping quiet!

Ok, if.......
....Carek and GG would take over and serve everyone cheesecake and Budweiser for breakfast




*......... I like a good beer buzz early in the morn, and Billy, he likes to peel the labels off his bottles of Bud........*
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I would make health insurance available (and affordable)for everyone.
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Spend the same 400 billions US does for the military , for poverty.
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Cut off all the money that flows from the wealthier Northern states to the Southern states. The North shouldn't be funding the South's low tax lunacy, as it contributes to their industries heading South for cheaper pastures. Let's see if the "Sun Belt" can thrive on their own for once.

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Double the amount of money spent on autism research.
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I would probably try and inspire too much change and Dick Cheney would be forced to shoot me in the face.

Because Halliburton and Clear Channel told him to.
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